Jockstrap

(n.) The female equivalent to the word douchebag.

A pompous, loud, arrogant female; lacking in any real substance or ability to communicate above a superficial level. Often found strapped to the arm of an athlete.

I went to a frat party last night, thrown by a bunch of douchebags. Of course, they invited all the jockstraps from the sorority house.

by M.H.D. December 24, 2008

jockstrap

a jock. you know one of thise stupid dudes that play football in high school and date whores... ughm i mean cheerleaders.

that jockstrap was trying to look cool in front of his girlfriend by calling the skin head a fag. big mistake. afterwards, the skin curb stompped him and killed him, then fucked his girfriend and killed her too.

by oifoundedoi September 5, 2005

jewish jockstrap

When the nazi forces the Jews to take off their cloths to take a shower.

Did you hear about Fred at the holacost reenactment ? They made him go the full nine yards Jewish jockstrap and all.

by Stop being a nazi October 28, 2015

Jockstrap

Those straight boys who you know like cock

"What? Jakes not gay he's dating Nina."
"Sure he's not, I swear that guys such a fucking jockstrap."

by Hentaiqueen September 25, 2015

jockin my jockstrap

a noisy mutha%$#$, someone always clockin you, someone peepin' you, just down right %$!@# inquisitive...

"Stop mutha$!@#$ jockin' my jockstrap", as she told her old man while he was peeping into her drawers.

by Getrich83 December 13, 2003

jockstrap-sniffers

A disparaging way to refer to the type of sports fan, most obvious at the collegiate level, who likes to get a little too close to the players, especially after the game.

Euphemistic synonym: "Rabid fans."

"Before we conduct any interviews, it's a good idea to let the jockstrap-sniffers storm through here. Then we'll shoo them out and get down to business."

by al-in-chgo May 24, 2018

Jockstrapping

Wearing a mask on your chin during a pandemic.

Look at Karen jockstrapping that mask.

by AHuge September 8, 2020