jing paradox

A phenomenon where the subject is mathematically ensured a safe trip but is victim of some twist of fate resulting in utter raging and disappointment in the concept of math.

A:DUDE!I PICKED OUT THE BAD APPLE 3 TIMES IN A ROW!FROM A BATCH OF 100 APPLES!WTF MAN!
B: Looks like u just experienced the Jing Paradox.

by dude24564578679 March 13, 2014

Jing Bang

Meaning the OG group or family

I caught up with the Jing Bang on the weekend, for coffee

by Betty Davice September 8, 2022

Jing xuan

Son of a switch.literally. don't get onto his bad side or you'll never become his friends again. Stay on the good side and fight for your life. Don't let go. Oh dearly dear dear should you be careful with your words

"Oh it's Jing Xuan! Better stay on his good side if you wanna keep a friend "

by Amphrodeine September 13, 2021

jing bombin

tubular

man 1: that was jing bombin

by wet men October 9, 2023

Jing Hang

The coolest guy in the room, often seen with drip
Can be an idiot at times

Hey, look it's Jing Hang over there!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Jing Hao

The best gamer out there, probably better than the average Esports player. Also has big pp

Jing Hao: ‘I have big dicc’.

by Xi Jin Pooh October 28, 2019

vajing-jing

Slang term for a vagina, usually used by some women in their conversations about neither sex or anything that is related to that thing.

It is also used when there are kids at their presence.

"You should try this cucumber, it's arousing!"
"Ain't putting that huge cucumber in my vajing-jing...."

by your mom behind you December 30, 2013