sara and jesper are complete opposite people, sara is amazing and beautiful, cool, funny and sweet. she is pretty much the coolest person in the world, she has gorgeous brown eyes, a snatched nose that people would pay thousands for, her smile lights up a room, and her braces are so totes adorbs. jesper, on the other hand, is addicted to lying, biting, being a wingy little bitch and much more. the only good thing about him is his earlobes. so soft man. i would kill for those lobes'
although it seems sara could do so, SO much better, she still went for that ugly old fart jesper. and they love each other very much. and theyre best BEST friends, and if he ever leaves her she will hunt him down and chop off his weiner :-)
although it seems sara could do so, SO much better, she still went for that ugly old fart jesper. and they love each other very much. and theyre best BEST friends, and if he ever leaves her she will hunt him down and chop off his weiner :-)
by cheeselover12 February 14, 2022

An adorable lil cutie pie who deserves all the love and affection he can get. He's absolutely amazing and such a brave and strong man. Absolutely pro at playing games & being a hilarious and wonderful partner.
by mmeowzee May 18, 2019

To copy your friends essay, text or homework and then change it, just a little bit, so that the teacher won't notice.
by Zalkes April 27, 2017

by Hannah chewet November 22, 2021

the best football/soccer (if u say soccer ure mentaly disabled btw) itw and is better than messi and ronaldo pele combined with 1 milloin goals
by 100 ballknoledge September 6, 2023

Damn he's having a Jesper.
by von fuckboy November 15, 2016
