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sara and jesper

sara and jesper are complete opposite people, sara is amazing and beautiful, cool, funny and sweet. she is pretty much the coolest person in the world, she has gorgeous brown eyes, a snatched nose that people would pay thousands for, her smile lights up a room, and her braces are so totes adorbs. jesper, on the other hand, is addicted to lying, biting, being a wingy little bitch and much more. the only good thing about him is his earlobes. so soft man. i would kill for those lobes'

although it seems sara could do so, SO much better, she still went for that ugly old fart jesper. and they love each other very much. and theyre best BEST friends, and if he ever leaves her she will hunt him down and chop off his weiner :-)
damn did you see sara and jesper today?

didn't know she would go for him man, poor girl
by cheeselover12 February 14, 2022
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jesper

"Fuck you jesper"
by Jonathaniel, cool very penis February 27, 2023
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Jesper

An adorable lil cutie pie who deserves all the love and affection he can get. He's absolutely amazing and such a brave and strong man. Absolutely pro at playing games & being a hilarious and wonderful partner.
Jesper is like fucking fantastic and I could never get enough of him.
by mmeowzee May 18, 2019
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Jesper Inspiration

To copy your friends essay, text or homework and then change it, just a little bit, so that the teacher won't notice.
"Did you take Jesper inspiration on my text?"
"Yes, I used a lot of synonyms."
by Zalkes April 27, 2017
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ole jesper

Ole Jesper is the definition of the ultimate soulmate. The one you can’t live without.
Omg! I really think he’s my ole Jesper ..
by Hannah chewet November 22, 2021
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Jesper Karlsson

the best football/soccer (if u say soccer ure mentaly disabled btw) itw and is better than messi and ronaldo pele combined with 1 milloin goals
'dad who is the best football player'
'the goat , jesper karlsson'
by 100 ballknoledge September 6, 2023
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jesper

A really tall midget with an uncontrollable boner. Also a word used for having a rock hard on.
Damn he's having a Jesper.
by von fuckboy November 15, 2016
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