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Jeff the killer

Jeff the killer is a creepypasta usually acompanied by a picture of a white face looking in to the camera smiling in an unsettling manner. The creepypasta is also usually accompanied by the term "Go to sleep".
by MadPenguinKING October 9, 2013
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Jeffrey Dean Morgan

The sexiest man ever. Good friends with Norman Reedus, and looks wonderful when carrying Lucille.
"Damn, Jeffrey Dean Morgan holds that baseball bat like nobody's business!"
by BigBoi492649 June 28, 2018
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Jeffrey Epstein

didn't kill himself.
by mitt namn January 9, 2020
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Jeffy

Jeffy hates his green beans. His foster parents are Mario and Rosalina but, his real mom is a drug addict and his dad was a famous painter who died and gave Jeffy 1,000,000 dollars. Jeffys favorite toy is his cat piano but, Mario ate it. Jeffys favorite song is Hop Hop.
Mario: Jeffy eat your green beans

Jeffy: no daddy I don't wanna eat my green beans
Mario: you have to Jeffy
Jeffy: *Throws green beans at the wall*
by Sith_the_sloth June 29, 2017
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Room Temperature Jeffrey

When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.
Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?

Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.

Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.

Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.

Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.

Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.

Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.

Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!

Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!

Jeff: *grunts*

*splat*

NEXT DAY...

Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.

Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.

Ralph: What's that?
by UrbanProphet July 29, 2009
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Jeffey Blanket

A sex act: To lie on your partner during intercourse until they pass out, and finishing anyway.
She didn't seem into it, so I hit her with that Jeffey Blanket!
by Alienvomit33 May 25, 2016
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Jeffrey Li

an absolute legend that has no dog
by Jeffrey Li's Number One Fan November 25, 2019
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