jack sparrow

A rat or weasel, if you prefer, wearing eyeliner.

Jack Sparrow, that eyeliner-wearing sea-rat wannabe!

by thetoad May 7, 2004

Jack Sparrow

A large vieny cock equipped with a beard, it's beard is often combined with a mustache, commonly handle bars or a hitler. Jack Sparrows can be found on any object or wall, the defining characteristic is the beard, without a beard the Jack Sparrow is just another immature penis sketch, a mustache is not mandatory however often completes the ensemble.

1. That Jack Sparrow has a 8" beard
2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas.

1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker?
2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard!

by Johnny Sparrow June 12, 2011

Jack Sparrow

KAPITAN!

Do you know Jack Sparrow?
KAPITAN Jack Sparrow!

by Omgwtflol.123 December 29, 2019

Jack Sparrow

There should be a 'Captain' in that somewhere...

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow,Savvy?

by Its m3 April 17, 2020

Jack Sparrow

He is the main character of Pirates of the Caribbean and is played by the great Johnny Depp AKA the best actor ever to exist!

You: OMG WHO EVER PLAYS JACK SPARROW IS A GREAT ACTOR!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!

by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022

Jack Sparrow

Literally everyone's best friend and the best best best best best pirate in existence, savvy?

Why does everyone keep taking this man's rum away; why does nobody call him captain?
Keywords- Amazing, hot, beautiful, brave, skilled, drunk, LITERALLY THE BEST GUY EVER

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
Why is the rum always gone?
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!

by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl September 1, 2022

Jack sparrow

big ass legend, used his pirate trickery in court and won against amber heard.

Jhon - did you hear about amber heard in court
Jim - ye, jack sparrow kicker her ass

by lacky maky December 1, 2022