When a Carleton College female forces her sloppy, unkept blue waffle snatch upon a St. Olaf male, engulfing him alive. This is in reference to Captain Jack Sparrow in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, where the Kraken (the Carleton cunt) fully consumes him (the St. Olaf male).
St. Olaf Male 1: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
St. Olaf Male 2: Yeah, I heard he went down to Carleton the other day.
St. Olaf Male 1: He got Jack Sparrowed dude! We haven't seen or heard from him since.
St. Olaf Male 2: My God...
St. Olaf Male 2: Yeah, I heard he went down to Carleton the other day.
St. Olaf Male 1: He got Jack Sparrowed dude! We haven't seen or heard from him since.
St. Olaf Male 2: My God...
by Wes Lynch August 24, 2011
Get the Jack Sparrowedmug. While having intercourse, tie your pubes together with someone else making it look like jack sparrow's beard
by hardcoresex April 1, 2009
Get the Jack Sparrowmug. by Mitch Lyons, Wally Gray October 20, 2007
Get the jack sparrowmug. (verb) to Jack Sparrow
1. To pirate/steal back anything you already own because it is easier than screwing around with licenses and/or people.
2. To pirate any digital content.
"to Jack Sparrow" is derived from the fictional character "Jack Sparrow" who is a character in the movie series "Pirates of the Caribbean". He is an underhanded little cross dressing pirate with too much eyeliner on who steals, loses and steals back a myriad of dubious items and riches.
1. To pirate/steal back anything you already own because it is easier than screwing around with licenses and/or people.
2. To pirate any digital content.
"to Jack Sparrow" is derived from the fictional character "Jack Sparrow" who is a character in the movie series "Pirates of the Caribbean". He is an underhanded little cross dressing pirate with too much eyeliner on who steals, loses and steals back a myriad of dubious items and riches.
1.
Frank: Fucking Stan, that ass hole still hasn't returned me my statistics book
Bob: Dude... why don't you just Jack Sparrow it?
2.
Frank: That is a pretty cool app, how much did you pay?
Bob: Don't know, I just Jack Sparrowed it
Frank: Fucking Stan, that ass hole still hasn't returned me my statistics book
Bob: Dude... why don't you just Jack Sparrow it?
2.
Frank: That is a pretty cool app, how much did you pay?
Bob: Don't know, I just Jack Sparrowed it
by Stick49 May 22, 2015
Get the Jack Sparrowmug. While you're doing a wench from behind you take a swig if rum, then shove the bottle in her ass as you yell "Savvy!?"
Dude : I Jack Sparrowed my bitch last night.
Dude #2 : Yeah? How'd that go?
Dude : She wasn't savvy... so I robocopped her her and left.
Dude #2 : Yeah? How'd that go?
Dude : She wasn't savvy... so I robocopped her her and left.
by lolololololololololwtf February 22, 2008
Get the Jack Sparrowmug. A guy is receiving oral sex from a girl, he then pulls out and ejaculates in her eye then he donkey punches her in the leg. This will create the effect of her having an eye patch and peg leg like a pirate.
by Captain Jack Sparrow Himself February 8, 2008
Get the Jack Sparrowmug. Drinking alcohol nonstop, never sobering up, and still accomplishing things most people can’t manage to do sober.
I can’t believe he robbed a bank, stole a corvette, and evaded the police after a high speed chase, all while swigging from a few fifths of everclear. That man sure was Jack Sparrow drunk.
by Pannoman2000 September 7, 2006
Get the Jack Sparrow Drunkmug.