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jack sparrow

Character played by Johnny Depp in the Pirates of the Carribbean film series. Arguably Depp's best-known character aside from Edward Scissorhands.
An eccentric character who is dishonest, sly, and backstabbing, which adds to his undeniable charm and reputation as a pirate. Always staggers around in a drunken stupor, looking like he's been having way too much rum.
A great character who's unfortunately become the latest trend for 14-year-old fangirls who hang out at Hot Topic. This might be the fault of the unnecessary sequel to the first film.
14-year-old Hot Topic Teeny Bopper: OMG! I like, heart Jack Sparrow! He rocks my socks off!

Vincent: Yep... this is what it's come to.
by HueyFreeman December 7, 2006
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jack sparrow

every thing under the sun and more
and the sexest man alive don't for get that too
two beauitful men in one Sex body
by Dayna March 22, 2004
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jack sparrow

The worst Pirate you've ever heard of ....but at least you've heard of him.
"Human hair. From me back."
by Cunien September 27, 2003
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jack sparrow

The worst pirate we have ever seen.
But we have heard of him!
by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004
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Jack Sparrowed

When a Carleton College female forces her sloppy, unkept blue waffle snatch upon a St. Olaf male, engulfing him alive. This is in reference to Captain Jack Sparrow in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, where the Kraken (the Carleton cunt) fully consumes him (the St. Olaf male).
St. Olaf Male 1: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
St. Olaf Male 2: Yeah, I heard he went down to Carleton the other day.
St. Olaf Male 1: He got Jack Sparrowed dude! We haven't seen or heard from him since.
St. Olaf Male 2: My God...
by Wes Lynch August 24, 2011
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Jack Sparrow Drunk

Drinking alcohol nonstop, never sobering up, and still accomplishing things most people can’t manage to do sober.
I can’t believe he robbed a bank, stole a corvette, and evaded the police after a high speed chase, all while swigging from a few fifths of everclear. That man sure was Jack Sparrow drunk.
by Pannoman2000 September 7, 2006
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