IXL math

IXL Math is a website labeled as a "game," if you click this website "thinking it's a game" you are very wrong, IXL Math is a actually a "suffering simulator" considering the repetitive annoying math questions you are asked to solve, it's crappy, pointless prizes, the the amount of hours sitting at your desk pulling your hair out, crying, having a butt ache, and having severe migraines, it's useless explanations and it's terrible point system, more than math IXL teaches you that you are useless and that you will never amount to anything in life, fun fact!: also contains adhd, ptsd, trauma, did, add, depression, anxiety, and self mental abuse and torture, and it all costs a buttload of cash every month, this website is a scam, i've already warned you, well have "fun"

IXL Math- "Practice that feels like play!"
Person 1- "Yeah right! What a joke!"

Person 2- "Bro! It's litterally been 3 hours! How long are you going to spend on your homework!?"

Person 3- "I'm not even halfway done, I'm still at 65 on IXL, and after that I have history homework, after all of this I guess I'll sleep. I'm having a severe migraine rn!

by Thatonecreepyidiot00000 March 31, 2022

Ixl Dagr Ixl

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Dam did joo just see that! Ixl Dagr Ixl That super sexy irl nigga just Koed me AGAIN for the 10th time this week! thats some CRAZZZZY nigga!

by SomeCrazynigga August 21, 2006

IXL homework that gets assigned by teachers

Something also known as an internal and external killing device. It will hurt you.

teacher: Homework is on the board
Student: eugh, homework
teacher: it's not bad, it's just J.1-12 on IXL
Sutdent: *runs out of classroom and hops the fence* HEY! BILL! Good luck on that IXL homework that gets assigned by teachers!!!!!!!!!!

by aluna =tbhk= April 6, 2023

ixl

how to kill someone from boredom

ixl is so f***ing dumb

by UR A F****R April 19, 2024

IXL

A stupid motherfucking "education website" that will make you end up feeling suicidal rage by the end of a 10 minute session

"Holy fucking shit why is there dead body bleeding 25 metric tons of blood in front of the prison cell??!?!"

"Oh yeah, the Judge sentenced Jimmy to .00001 milliseconds on IXL"

by Decimus10 January 21, 2024

IXL

Math company

I use IXL

by Kaila's cousin April 15, 2022

IXL

A method of torture used on children from pre-k to 12th grade

usually causes stress suicidal thoughts and strokes
Assigned by teacher's so they can make our lives more miserable

teacher: Why am I going to hell
Angel: because you tortured your students by steady assigning IXL's

by Unkown1 November 30, 2023