italy

Italy is the land of dwarves, who cheated in the world cup. Italians are not only short, loud annoying. They are good-for-nothing matchos, who drive ugly cars like fiat, bad quality alfa romeos etc. Italians have the worst english accent ever. When they speak English, you think they are giving brith to a donkey.

Mama mia! look at that spaghetti eating, midget gay! He is from Italy.

by chinka July 13, 2006

italy

robbed australia of the world cup. nothing wrong iwth teh country or anything, italys cool but the world cup team were nothing but a bunch of rotten scuba divers. and lets not forget the whole materazzi and zidane incident.

1 - so where have you been?
2 - i was over in italy teaching the world cup squad how to dive

by insomniac16 July 31, 2006

italy

A country that is fake, and does not exist.

Italy was created by the media, advertising companies, and Hallmark.

by ItalyIsFakeForSerious August 22, 2008

Italy

Voted to be the biggest "shit-hole" of the World. The people voted to be the biggest "queers" of the World. Including the women. It is a petty that they have lived as long as they do today. And pretty soon they'll be sending France over there to take over the Island and and destroy their little "shit-hole" and excuse for a Nation.

Italy sucks France's balls.

by Jean Binoche September 15, 2007

Italy

Italy is cheerful and energetic. Italy loves pasta, pizza and cheese. Italy is awesome and the place to settle down near the end of life. Go Italy!!

A: Pasta!!!
B: Wow, you're sure an Italy today

A: I just feel like relaxing you know?
B: You should go to Italy then.

by SeeAbove April 7, 2015

italy

a nasty country with ugly men and women. Also known for their tempers yet cant win anything despite it. Also known for being less than intelligent.

the men from italy are UGLY..

by archi September 20, 2007

italy

Italy is a code word that certain idiotic couples use for "I love you" or showing affection.

I love you; Italy

by Curtis Lowe June 8, 2004