internet pioneer

Somebody who used the internet before any of the major sites (like myspace facebook youtube and even google) were around. Internet pioneers were the first users of the internet, and they know what they're doing when they go online.

Person1: Why is my internet being stupid?
Person2: Try clearing your cache and cookies.
Person1: Wow you are so smart, you must be an internet pioneer.

by darkshadow29 July 31, 2010

internet years

Internet years pass much quicker than real years. It is due to the very frequent and enormous amount of updates on blogs and news sites.

Example: if you bump into an image that you had seen days ago it feels like it happened ages ago.

Fred Flinstone's comment: "I can't wait to try this videogame. When is it coming out?"

Michael J. Fox's comment: "Where have you been in the past 100 internet years? Your grandma might have rocked that game."

by minase8888 December 12, 2010

Internet

The thing that ended my innocent childhood and led to this.

Friend: hey look at this *shows me picture on phone* do u know what this is?
Me: unfortunately yes bc the Internet ruined me.

by Batgirl2001 March 9, 2015

internet chad

Someone who is popular online and in gaming. They usually have a high steam level, expensive skins and discord nitro. E-girls love them.

Have you seen green, he has a karambit tiger tooth, he must be an internet chad

by ExplosivePugy April 17, 2020

internet funnyman

A state of mind. To become an internet funnyman, you must first discover your third eye. Can also be achieved via YouTube videos.

"Dude, that guy is definitely an internet funnyman"

by Alpha485 May 27, 2020

Slow internet connection

The worst fucking thing to happen when you're already having a bad day. When pages and games stop loading well. It's our router's way of saying "fuck you".

Hi...
Slow internet connection intensifies

by Walking Catfish October 17, 2016

Checked the Internet lately?

Checked the internet lately?

Checked the internet lately?

by rain97 July 1, 2022