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Instant Ricky

1. Like a Hot Karl, but faster.

2. An "Instant Ricky" requires 2 People. One person lays on their back and sticks their butt in the air. A second person stuffs the contents of an instant soup packet (hence instant) and mixes it, followed by the second person drinking the mixture of soup and feces.
- Hey, dude, pick up some instant soup packets. We're gonna have some fun at my place tonite.

- Eww... have you heard about an "Instant Ricky"? It's disgusting. I wanna try it.
by Pilotgeek June 27, 2008
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Instant Froogdum

(n) When a penis becomes uncontrollable.
I had instant froogdum. That's how that old lady got pregnant.
by oobershneiden November 29, 2003
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Instant wet

When just verbally conversing with a woman by saying the right thing at the right time instantly makes a mess in her underwear.
He didn't even say that many words but they were the right ones and her only response was instant wet.
by @Badmoneyslim September 5, 2019
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instant ghost

new Tinder hunk who immediately unmatches
Carl was super excited to match with Jacob—a 6'4" former baseball player who seemed nice and single. upon swiping to his matches page Carl saw Jacob pulled an instant ghost and deleted the connection. "Jacob is a dick; don't be like him" Carl thought to himself.
by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020
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The instant take-back feeling

The feeling derived after suddenly saying something without thinking about it, therefore creating the desire to take back what you just said. Normally following with a slightly embarrassed, and guilty feeling.

Often this feeling occurs when one is trying to be funny, but many times what is said is either very stupid, or very rude. In most circumstances the speaker wonders why they even said it in the first place.

Sometimes, one can even get the instant take-back feeling for other people when they say something stupid.
STEVE: Well, god, Mia just broke up with me...

BOB: Mia was fat anyways

BOB: (Instant take-back feeling)

STEVE: Yeah...

BOB: Haha...um well, at least you can.. ya'know... date other girls and stuff now...

BOB: Sorry, I just got the instant take-back feeling...
by noponylovesme November 5, 2011
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instant asshole

Frat boy to waitress:
I'd like 3 redbull vodkas.

Waitress to bartender:
3 instant assholes please.
by ahonakibs December 27, 2010
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instant

instant is how fast Arthur Mitchell says "shut up cunt" at the dinner table in Dexter
"I am so thankful for you Arthur!"
"shut up cunt"

My god, your response was so instant, I didn't even have time to finish
by meatsim June 22, 2011
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