infant head

When a breast implant is the size of an infants head!

Look at the infant heads on that one!

by Small head big boobs October 10, 2013

Infant Threesome

When your desperate to hook up with your baby momma, your kid is sleeping in your bed, and you still fuck.

We were so desperate the other night, we had an infant threesome. It’s cool though, she never woke up or even moved

by The C to the P January 3, 2019

Infant

A type of sustenance for dogs and elderly women, commonly used in stews.

I'm prepping the ingredients for our infant soup!

by bowlofbeans January 14, 2024

Infant

Cry baby bitch

Yo bro look at that Infant he's such a crybaby little bitch!

by ithrowbricksatsmallorphans October 5, 2023

Zane the infant slayer

A person who has deep feelings for underage children

Zane the infant slayer needs to have a monster and chill

by Hairline analyst November 14, 2022

Infant electro shock weapon theory

Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.

Did you here about the scientific paper on infant electro shock weapon theory?

by someStranger8 October 12, 2022

infant misery

it means you were a fucking mistake the moment you were born

look at this little infant misery ass bitch
you were an infant misery from the moment you could walk, no, even before that. the moment you came out the womb

by gojo satoru March 11, 2021