infantaphobia

The fear of babies. (Usually 1 year old and younger)

Like arachnophobia but Babies instead of spiders. infantaphobia.

by Dragón May 20, 2016

Infantard

Infantard, due to the fact the infantry usually are retarded and that leads to problems such as broken equipment such as radio's lot's and lot's of radio's

Infantarded, Retarded

Damn it the infantard's broke our radios again

by siegey September 9, 2018

Infantard

The annoying baby that won't shut up on the plane, train, movie theater, etc.

Person 1 : damn that baby is pissing me off

Person 2 : yeah, it's being a total infantard, now excuse me while I punt it out the window!

by Balltoucher the 2nd January 17, 2023

full infant

When a man shaves their pubes to the bare skin

Mark "how should I shave my pubes bro?"
Joe "I dont know man just dont go full infant"

by kingb.swag December 21, 2013

8th infantry division

Name for a group of 8the graders that fight often, but also verbally assault people. Usually consists of 4 jocks, 1-2 wannabe jocks and 1 girl who is mostly passive but bitchy.

Also 8th Infantry for short.

I'd go if I were you. I heard that the 8th infantry division is gonna come fuck shit up.

by Code_Maker February 13, 2018

4th Infantry

That group of friends that are always smoking weed.

Originated from the 4th infantry division being based out of Colorado.

Are the 4th infantry pulling up to the party later?

Yeah they’ll be here in a bit with the payload.

by AustinF3 July 5, 2018

literal infant

a baby with no mental capacity and an IQ of under 10, see also skibidi toilet fan

Person 1: how old is your son?
Person 2: he's 3 weeks old, he's a literal infant.

by the tender defender August 8, 2023