A place of great beauty. A place where the common man can live like a king. A place where the beer flows like wine, and women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. Juan Ponce de León once traveled to this enchanting place in search of the fountain of youth which is rumored to be deep beneath Imperial's solid gold foundation. Imperial is home of the world's only Phoenix, as well as Harry-O, a Titan of the hospitality business, as well as the one man who knows what happened to Atlantis . Michael Jordan once referred to to Imperial as the Mecca of beer distributors. It is a haven to each Pelham resident, and they are the few and the proud who have ever been able to lay eyes on the Goddess Maureen, whose voice is so beautiful, it is said to cause temporary paralysis. Imperial is the solution to every problem a mortal being could have. I urge every man woman and teenager to make a sacred pilgrimage to this beautiful place, and I promise it will be an emotional and enlightening experience beyond your wildest imaginations.
"Hey man, do you want to go to the Bahamas or Cancun for Spring Break?"
"Let's go to Imperial Beverage."
"Wow that was the greatest Spring Break ever."
"Let's go to Imperial Beverage."
"Wow that was the greatest Spring Break ever."
by Dylan Carroll October 15, 2008
Troops of he British Empire were the first to give blankets infected with smallpox to Native Americans. Wow, add another historic fact to my imperial guilt.
by I said good day sir! January 15, 2010
The most Southwesterly city in the continental United States. Home of the Dempsey Holder Ocean Festival every October 18th. A bitchin' little town to live in. If ya don't like it, leave.
by IB Pauly October 18, 2009
A text-based massively multiplayer internet strategy game where one manages their space empire, colonising, capturing and defending incredibly tiny planets for resources and building space.
One grows by attacking weaker players.
One shrinks when attacked by stronger players.
As addictive as it is boring and frustrating.
One grows by attacking weaker players.
One shrinks when attacked by stronger players.
As addictive as it is boring and frustrating.
by Dr. Cactus February 23, 2004
To completely Pwn or Slaughter someone in Logical Debate, or an instance of such Pwnage. See StarDestroyer.Net's Hate Mail page for examples. Synonym: 'Mike Wong'
by Executor32 April 07, 2004
When america plays world police and decides to invade a nation or infiltrate a nation with the intent of replacing the original democratically elected government or to gain wealth/ resources. Usually both
New recruit: “Wait a second why did we go to Afghanistan and protect opium farms after the taliban government started cutting production?”
High ranking official: “Rahhh you know why soldier! It’s American imperialism!!!”
New recruit: “But isn’t heroin bad?”
High ranking official: “NOT IF IT AINT COMING TO THE STATES”
High ranking official: “Rahhh you know why soldier! It’s American imperialism!!!”
New recruit: “But isn’t heroin bad?”
High ranking official: “NOT IF IT AINT COMING TO THE STATES”
by Shelter_is_a_human_right February 01, 2022
While Bruce Lee is often known for his smooth karate moves, many can also attest to his sexual prowess and his imperial cock.
by MC DJ Funk Soliel December 06, 2003