I'm on it tonight

He's on a roll with relevant and humorous conversation.

When I'm on it tonight:

Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…

Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.

Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!

I'm on it tonight by Okaybird April 16, 2019

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I’m on crack

jake Paul’s favorite subject in school

I’m on crack means Fuck Jake paul

I’m on crack by Jakes balls November 20, 2019

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I’m on fire

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Bro I’m on fire!
ITS NOT FUNNY! YOUR ABOUT TO BURN TO DEATH

I’m on fire by Luna_lily19 October 3, 2020

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I'm on it if you're on it

Means if the other person wants to do something, you'll do it with them

Person 1: What should we do on Sunday... I was thinking of maybe going CineWorld...
Person 2: I'm on it if you're on it (I want to go, if you want to go too then let's do it)

I'm on it if you're on it by 345rtg3dd July 23, 2021