Husture

A sense of growing organically, as plants & animals do.

His life is husture.

by Scandinavian History January 24, 2020

Husucle

Husucle means that your uncle is your husband.

Niece: You are a Husucle.

by Sakurakage May 15, 2021

hulu and commitment

Opposite of "Netflix and Chill" used to describe a lasting relationship without sex every night with netflix on in the back

Bruh. Did yall Netlix and Chill?
Nah. We doing that thing called Hulu and Commitment

by Swoglee December 20, 2015

hulu and commitment

A play on the standard hookup phrase "Netflix and chill," this update is for those looking to binge watch tv shows with another person while in a relationship.

Person A: hey, you wanna Netflix and chill?
Person B: I think we might be ready for Hulu and commitment ;)

by Jazzyfizzle November 2, 2015

Hulu and handjob

Similar to Netflix and chill, but disappointing.

She invited me over for Netflix and chill, but it turned out to be a Hulu and handjob.

by White Couple April 14, 2016

hulu and handjobs

Like netflix and chill, and amazon and anal but with more sexual activity.

Sharkisha: Wanna come over for netflix and chill tonight?
Quan: Nah..
Skarkisha: How bout some Amazon and Anal?
Quan : No sorry
Skarkisha: Fine maybe some hulu and handjobs?
Quan: Yes of course!

by Layla76543 March 22, 2016

Hulumpagous

Any big ass annoying shit.

A boss in a game who appears to bench presses houses and curl cows.

Any hug ass shit

Basically any big, annoying, ridiculous, and/or amazingly large ass shit(not necessarily crap).

"Damn hulumpagous ass muthafka took half my health in one hit."

"Hulumpagous ass muthafkca blocking the damn TV."

"Hulumpagous ass elephant muthfka keep taking up the whole road."

"Damn that's one hulumpagous sized dued."

or simply "I hate humlumpagouses."

by Hulumpagous Killer February 5, 2010