five minute holidays.
this is when you jump into your car and drive to your favourite destination in lightspeed. knowing time will end too soon until you are called back into service. hopefully one day it will be the other way round when my favourite getaway will be my physical home ♡
this is when you jump into your car and drive to your favourite destination in lightspeed. knowing time will end too soon until you are called back into service. hopefully one day it will be the other way round when my favourite getaway will be my physical home ♡
"mama, can you play restaurant with me in the bath tub?"
"Honey, i'm on 5 min hols. catch you later"
"Honey, i'm on 5 min hols. catch you later"
by Krkič January 1, 2021

by ummzz October 21, 2010

A dickhead that loves to annoy people in many ways, e.g. Pretending to be a roadman, Producing false information and having a HUGE forehead that gets in the way of everything.
by lauman June 28, 2022

by Forehead of security March 8, 2022

When you don't know somebody's gender or when you know something is obvious, nonsense or repetitive.
Me: "Yo bro I'm a virgin"
Bro: "Jaquavywavy Dic-Hol"
Me: "Fuck You!"
Example 2:
Bro: "Nah bro I ain't got a hole or a pole I'm Gender-Fluid!"
Me: "Well nah ya got a Jaquavywavy Dic-Hol to spare💀💀💀"
Bro: "That's what she said alr?!"
Bro: "Jaquavywavy Dic-Hol"
Me: "Fuck You!"
Example 2:
Bro: "Nah bro I ain't got a hole or a pole I'm Gender-Fluid!"
Me: "Well nah ya got a Jaquavywavy Dic-Hol to spare💀💀💀"
Bro: "That's what she said alr?!"
by GyattGogger69LOL April 14, 2024

by kncwejknfjkewnf May 6, 2018
