hoebag

Your ex.

Yo, how's Stacey doin?

Oh, I totally dumped that hoebag. (Read: she dumped me and ran off with two circus midgets and a retarded pony)

by yournameisalreadybeingusedasdf July 20, 2010

Hoebag

A person is a hoe but you dont want to say hoe so you say hoebag

Your mom is such a hoebag.

by kgrant November 23, 2011

Hoebag

A hoe in a bag

Cara is such a whore, and shes in a bag. She must be a hoebag

by Pantalones Grandes March 05, 2009

hoebag

An overweight redhead that is always bitching about not submitting a new schedule.

1. Yo that hoebag won't get off my nuts about my schedule.
2. That hoebag ate the last doughnut again.

by EDS December 28, 2004

Hoebag

A bag full of Hoe.

I think I might pop out to the local Hoe-mart and get me a nice tasty Hoebag.

by Rafiki from the lion king February 27, 2009

hoebag hoedown

when you and your friends create a party solely to get your cocks sucked by inviting every filthy skank you know.

yo denis did you call that chickenhead courtney to the hoebag hoedown, heard she's a layup. Yea Dave, I even asked rachael. Wait till this knob groupie gets a hold of you. She can suck a fart out of your penis hole. Its gonna be a fuckin bad ass blow bash.

by grande galo claro September 02, 2010

slutface hoebag

what you say when you refer to someone you hate.

Person 1: "What happened between you and (insert name here)?"
Person 2: "Don't worry about it; she's a slutface hoebag."

by ATowwwn September 17, 2006