hoebag

Another word for idiot and spaz;

"You're such a stupid hoebag."

by Moose June 20, 2003

hoebag

That bag that you keep in your car with clothes, bathing suits, underwear or shoes cause "you ain't going home"

"Hang on, I gotta get some clothes outta my trunk - where is my hoebag"

by jlh0524 August 4, 2006

hoebag

kayleigh boe

whoa that girl is a kayleigh boe yuck what a hoebag

by heythered March 29, 2019

hoebag

Your ex.

Yo, how's Stacey doin?

Oh, I totally dumped that hoebag. (Read: she dumped me and ran off with two circus midgets and a retarded pony)

by yournameisalreadybeingusedasdf July 20, 2010

hoebag

An overweight redhead that is always bitching about not submitting a new schedule.

1. Yo that hoebag won't get off my nuts about my schedule.
2. That hoebag ate the last doughnut again.

by EDS December 28, 2004

hoebag hoedown

when you and your friends create a party solely to get your cocks sucked by inviting every filthy skank you know.

yo denis did you call that chickenhead courtney to the hoebag hoedown, heard she's a layup. Yea Dave, I even asked rachael. Wait till this knob groupie gets a hold of you. She can suck a fart out of your penis hole. Its gonna be a fuckin bad ass blow bash.

by grande galo claro September 2, 2010

slutface hoebag

what you say when you refer to someone you hate.

Person 1: "What happened between you and (insert name here)?"
Person 2: "Don't worry about it; she's a slutface hoebag."

by ATowwwn September 17, 2006