by ShazzySprinkles March 02, 2017
this is the act of seeing a girl or guy on the horizon, only to come to them to closely find that they do not meet the expected level of hotness
Mike: "Damn look at that girl down there...smokin'!!!"
Twohy: "Ya man, total babe"
***girl walks by***
Mike: "Every time, just a horizon tease"
Twohy: "Ya man, total babe"
***girl walks by***
Mike: "Every time, just a horizon tease"
by TemporalBaller June 13, 2011
a bunch of people in a religious congregation that also don't like the SCP Foundation. so yeah, obviously they have guns because THATS WHAT REAL CHRISTANS DO YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (and I can't stress this enough) HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW.
WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE S̶̛̛̱̫͈͍̋̏̎̈́̐̔͊͆͂͗̽͐͌̓̈́̌͌̈́̐̈́͆̋̀̽̍͊̄̐̌̆͊̀͘C̴̢̧̛̤͈̖̖̭̭̥̆̊̾͊̿́͒̇̏͆̋͊̈̈́̐͘͜͜͠͝͠ͅP̵̡̨̡̛̛͇̳͉̺̪̲̗͇͔̳̱̆̓͑̔̉̀̓̍̄͑́̑̓͌̂̌̊̅̑̊͋̈́̔̊̔̕͘͘͝͠- ̛͓̰̳̯̘̪̈͗͆͌͛̇̃̈͛̋̾̀̑̽̊̂͌̃̎̄̀̌̅͋͊́͒͘̕̚͝͝6̶̢̨̡̨̧̮͎̘̳̱̘̬͔͇͎͙̠̣͇͓̬͔̞̯̝̺͈̥̩̲̪͓͛͛̐̈́̀͋̈͑̑̆͊̈́̕͝4̴̢̛̛̛̹̱̙̯̘͔̺̙̠̥̗͈̹̹͕̺̘͕̠̦̫͚̩̼̻̲̪̫͈͕̺̞̲̞̺͎̆̀́͒͒̾̌̅̉̈̈́̿͒̏̍͆̊̉͘̕̕͜͜͝͝ͅ2̶̢̧̡̨̡̬̟̹̥̲̭̰̦̭̹̖̤̹̩̳̌̆̑̚͜2̶̨̡̖͕̣̞̦͕̆̎̈́͒̋̾͑͐͌́̍͌̈́̀͘͜ INCIDENT.
WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE S̶̛̛̱̫͈͍̋̏̎̈́̐̔͊͆͂͗̽͐͌̓̈́̌͌̈́̐̈́͆̋̀̽̍͊̄̐̌̆͊̀͘C̴̢̧̛̤͈̖̖̭̭̥̆̊̾͊̿́͒̇̏͆̋͊̈̈́̐͘͜͜͠͝͠ͅP̵̡̨̡̛̛͇̳͉̺̪̲̗͇͔̳̱̆̓͑̔̉̀̓̍̄͑́̑̓͌̂̌̊̅̑̊͋̈́̔̊̔̕͘͘͝͠- ̛͓̰̳̯̘̪̈͗͆͌͛̇̃̈͛̋̾̀̑̽̊̂͌̃̎̄̀̌̅͋͊́͒͘̕̚͝͝6̶̢̨̡̨̧̮͎̘̳̱̘̬͔͇͎͙̠̣͇͓̬͔̞̯̝̺͈̥̩̲̪͓͛͛̐̈́̀͋̈͑̑̆͊̈́̕͝4̴̢̛̛̛̹̱̙̯̘͔̺̙̠̥̗͈̹̹͕̺̘͕̠̦̫͚̩̼̻̲̪̫͈͕̺̞̲̞̺͎̆̀́͒͒̾̌̅̉̈̈́̿͒̏̍͆̊̉͘̕̕͜͜͝͝ͅ2̶̢̧̡̨̡̬̟̹̥̲̭̰̦̭̹̖̤̹̩̳̌̆̑̚͜2̶̨̡̖͕̣̞̦͕̆̎̈́͒̋̾͑͐͌́̍͌̈́̀͘͜ INCIDENT.
THI Guy 1: Help me! I've been shot!
THI Guy 2: God, may you please bless this man with good health... As we're members of The Horizon Initiative...
SCP-343: Uh... give me sloppy toppy and then I'll do it.
THI Guy 2: God, may you please bless this man with good health... As we're members of The Horizon Initiative...
SCP-343: Uh... give me sloppy toppy and then I'll do it.
by man of many mans August 27, 2023
He is terrible at Fortnite and Basketball, very ugly and never showers. I would rather drown then being friends with him.
by Maxim The Goat May 05, 2022
Deviant sexual act wherein a man, giving it to his woman jackhammer style, yells, "Oh no, the blowout preventer is failing," drops her on the ground, pulls out, falls down on the floor next to her, blows his load on her stomach, and then sets it on fire.
Guy 1: "Last night night I was feeling a little frisky so I gave her a Deepwater Horizon."
Guy 2: "I had no idea semen was flammable. Oh well, at least you didn't use the top kill maneuver. That shit is nasty."
Guy 2: "I had no idea semen was flammable. Oh well, at least you didn't use the top kill maneuver. That shit is nasty."
by BPexec1 June 01, 2010
The moment in time when you know you are just seconds from being kicked-out of your home or apartment and will be falling into the black hole of homelessness.
When I heard the loud knock at my door, I knew it was the Sheriff and that I was about to cross over the evict horizon.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009