The Hitchhiker
While pleasing a girl, to stick your thumb out like a hitchhiker and plug it up her vagina. Very simple yet effective.
The Hitchhiker by Jason Kenyon May 27, 2012
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The hitchhiker
Hey baby, what's up?
Oh nothing, I'm just real sore from the hitchhiker last night.
I guess she never really knew what I meant, when I told her to never pick up a hitchhiker.
Oh nothing, I'm just real sore from the hitchhiker last night.
I guess she never really knew what I meant, when I told her to never pick up a hitchhiker.
The hitchhiker by Hereitcomes September 20, 2006
Haphappy hitchhiker
Haphappy hitchhiker by Aritakeclan April 29, 2009
The Dripping Hitchhiker
When a man sticks his thumb up the females rectum, and as she opens her mouth in shock, he pisses in her mouth. This will then cause the dripping to occur, and the hitchhiker part is obvious.
i was gonna break up with this chick and found out she cheated on me, so instead of telling her i knew, i gave her The Dripping Hitchhiker and then left...
The Dripping Hitchhiker by biggiegivemeonemorechance June 5, 2010
Crusty Hitchhiker
In the act of a blowjob, the giver inserts their thumb into the receivers anus. This is done in a classical hitchhiker motion.
My girl was giving me a Crusty Hitchhiker. When she was she held up thumb and I said “that’s doo doo baby!”
Crusty Hitchhiker by DoctorRicklez March 25, 2021
A Hitchhiker
(Noun) To anally fist a woman with one's thumb extended fully up, as if hitchhiking.*
*(The main difference between this and other 'definitions' of this term is that with a true 'Hitchhiker' the fist and upright thumb must be fully inserted. This is not a 'Shocker'.)
*(The main difference between this and other 'definitions' of this term is that with a true 'Hitchhiker' the fist and upright thumb must be fully inserted. This is not a 'Shocker'.)
'Goddamn, dude, are you going to give me a hitchhiker or what? I can't get off on your weak-ass shockers.'
A Hitchhiker by Dr Bishop August 10, 2021
mexican hitchhiker
mexican hitchhiker by peter E June 11, 2006