Jizz Hermit

A person living in seclusion that relies on Jizz for nourishment.

"Fuck Joel, why are you such a Jizz Hermit?"


(Mate#1) "I think Joel is actually a Jizz Hermit."
(Mate#2) "Well he is withdrawn and depends on Jizz for sustenance."

by Mangoe's January 16, 2009

Hermit Crabbing

verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*

*This is not to be confused with soaking

John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet

by hermitkraber December 8, 2014

Hermit Mode

Hermit Mode is a period in anyone's life where depending on a situation you lock yourself away without telling anyone.

Usually in Hermit Mode you restrict yourself from social networking sites and people in general.

There's many reasons why you'd go into hermit mode such as depression, anxiety, boredom of company, stressed or he/she may haw studying to do but end up playing games anyway.

Basically when people/friends learn this phase every so often, they realise that there's no point trying to talk them out of it, and no point trying to see them.

Arran: Have you seen Joe?

Ryan: I think he's in hermit mode

.......

Matthew: I think I'm going to he's over to Joes.

Denise: he's in hermit mode

........

Bro: where you been crazy fool

Joe: Needed some space, went into hermit mode

by ColdDeath April 20, 2016

hermit lunch

When an individual has lunch by themselves in their car in the parking lot rather than eat with others in the cafeteria or lunchroom.

I saw Rob taking a hermit lunch in the parking lot again today, is he afraid of people or something?

by Hawkeye30 August 20, 2008

bitch hermit

Someone who never leaves their house except for from 3AM-7AM.

I am not a bitch hermit, I don't come outside even in the middle of the night

by Dan October 11, 2004

Techno Hermit

a complete recluse (hermit) who plays xbox live or playstation 3/computer (esp. World of Warcraft) all the time, neglecting their social life completely.

hey wanna come to town at the weekend?

nah man, ive just bought the new WoW expansions pack.

dont be a techno hermit man!

by Santiri December 16, 2008

Sex Hermit

A girl that appears rather shy or docile, until you get her in the sack only to find she lights your life up. she can do stuff you never thought possible.

Gina is soo shy an gentle, but god danm she a sex hermit, i literally almost exploded

by Jordan Gates August 5, 2006