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Hastient

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1. A reverse dichotomy of the words haste and patience.
2. Outwardly expressing patience whilst suppressing internal feelings of haste.

Not to be confused with Hatians -- nationals of the country of Haiti, or Haisans -- Asians living in Haiti, Hastience is a human quality and trait expressed by many individuals on a day to day basis in the queued, monotonous, institutional, repetitious, cyclical, unfulfilling construct of society known as "modernity."

Hastience
Hastiently
Hastientness
Every US presidential candidate is hastient with regard to their ascension to the Presidency. Once they get there, they're just psychopaths on a rampage at the helm of the largest and most powerful military ever known to humankind.

Whilst awaiting for his boyfriend to climax, Tosh subconsciously gave his man 0 points as he hastiently took it up his now inflamed anus so as not to hurt his haisian man's feminine sensitivity, especially since they had just run out of Cialis.
by George Stuffalottapuss December 15, 2011
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Hashers

(n), pleural of Hasher

Member of the worldwide "Drinking club with a running problem", the Hash House Harriers. When together in a group, they are usually running about looking for the trail that leads to the secret circle designed for the consumption of beer and lewd fun.
Where there are hashers there is usually beer near.
by downN'dirty May 26, 2009
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heshies

Like, props but related to the skateboarding world, especially old school.
Bro1:"Holy shit, Did you just land that Boneless Frontside 180 Finger Flip?"
Bro2:"Chyeah suckah"
Bro1:"Damn bro, heshies."
by sebastian crucial January 28, 2007
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hasheesh

see hash

hardcore weed pretty much, the purified rosin in a rock form that people put match heat to and then it crumbles into a powder and they mix it in with tobacco or weed if u want a real trip. really popular in Amsterdam
-we hittin the hash tonite?
-yea muthafucka, we're gonna get blazed
by Orthodox July 3, 2005
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Hasher Douche

Hippie. Someone who believes wholeheartedly in the "free spirit", "Peace & Love", and smokes a lot of pot. Also has dreadlocks that even Rastafari look at and say how dirty they look.
"Look at the Hasher Douche. He needs to clean the bugs out of his dreads and lay off the pot!"
by Johnny The English Grammarian December 22, 2008
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Hashir

A very Handsome Person with a lot of friends and helps out a lot of relationship.Good at sport,also a rare person to find.
Oi i need a Hashir
by Calvin Kia November 30, 2016
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hashish

by pwusk May 26, 2006
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