by tom geyton July 31, 2007
Get the harry potter scar mug.A set of rules that must be followed when you are wearing a Harry Potter shirt and one of your classmates/friends/family members are wearing a Twilight shirt.
1. You cannot talk to this person.
2. You cannot tell them about the rules, they either know or they don't. If you tell them about the rules, there will be a penalty.
3. You may talk to them if and only if you are telling them that you cannot talk to them, or telling them that it is against the rules.
4. The rules must be followed, it doesn't matter if it's your mom, dad, best friend, dog, it doesn't matter.
5. If they start making fun of your shirt, you may talk to them just to tell them off or argue.
6. You must defend your shirt.
7. If necessary, you may spill something/spit on their shirt.
1. You cannot talk to this person.
2. You cannot tell them about the rules, they either know or they don't. If you tell them about the rules, there will be a penalty.
3. You may talk to them if and only if you are telling them that you cannot talk to them, or telling them that it is against the rules.
4. The rules must be followed, it doesn't matter if it's your mom, dad, best friend, dog, it doesn't matter.
5. If they start making fun of your shirt, you may talk to them just to tell them off or argue.
6. You must defend your shirt.
7. If necessary, you may spill something/spit on their shirt.
Today on the bus, Bob was wearing a Team Jacob shirt, I was wearing a Gryffindor shirt. I had to follow the Harry Potter vs. Twilight rules for the rest of the day.
by TeamHP December 30, 2010
Get the Harry Potter vs. Twilight Rules mug.First the man grows out a huge bush. 70's style, so if standing on your head it would look like a hasidic jew "beard/nose" combo.
Then you shave it off and place it in a ziploc bag keeping it in close proximity to the next location of sexual promiscuity.
So the next time you're barebacking a chick from behind pull out just in time to unleash your jizzum all over the female buttocks.
Quickly grab the ziploc and dump contents all over said jizzum. wipe it in nice and good then jump on her back with enough forward momentum that your propelled off the bed on your makeshift flying broom (nimbus 2000)
Then you shave it off and place it in a ziploc bag keeping it in close proximity to the next location of sexual promiscuity.
So the next time you're barebacking a chick from behind pull out just in time to unleash your jizzum all over the female buttocks.
Quickly grab the ziploc and dump contents all over said jizzum. wipe it in nice and good then jump on her back with enough forward momentum that your propelled off the bed on your makeshift flying broom (nimbus 2000)
Spencer: Why is your girlfriend so mad?
Kevin: She found out she sucks at flying.
Spencer: Airplanes????
Kevin: Nah, I gave her The Harry Potter and her ass barely cleared my dresser.
Kevin: She found out she sucks at flying.
Spencer: Airplanes????
Kevin: Nah, I gave her The Harry Potter and her ass barely cleared my dresser.
by Hoink Douglas September 26, 2009
Get the The Harry Potter mug.by theadequate November 3, 2009
Get the Harry Potter Hangover mug.The crappy name the Yanks gave to the first Harry Potter book, actually called Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Was changed because they didn't think Americans would understand the word philosopher. Which is a good point I suppose.
Me: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is the first book in the Harry Potter series :)
American Nerd: Isn't it called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone? :/
Me: Ugh, I hate Yanks. -.-
American Nerd: Isn't it called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone? :/
Me: Ugh, I hate Yanks. -.-
by thatdude33 November 3, 2010
Get the Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone mug.A series of books that often get compared to Lord of The Rings or Lemony Snicket's, Series of Unfortunate Events but really are nothing like the two.
Many people love to critisize the books even if they have never attempted to read them before.
Many people love to critisize the books even if they have never attempted to read them before.
Kid 1: Wow Harry Potter is so fucking stupid! Lord of The Rings is so much better!
Kid 2: Have you ever read any of the books?
Kid 1: No.
Kid 2: Have you ever read any of the books?
Kid 1: No.
by pezrpeople2 May 16, 2005
Get the harry potter mug.A group of young witches and wizards that belive in magic and go to hogwarts and think all non belivers are muggles
by Suty February 22, 2014
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