harold

equivalent to the infinity sign in math. All encompassing. Doesn't give a damn and cares too much. Both tall and short, depending on who is standing next to him, the ultimate mate and mates ultimately, no end to his personality and no beginning either(pause), the ultimate competitor, yet competes with no one. Loves to drink lemonade but doesn't like the taste of lemons. He drinks green kool-aid with fish......

He is my idol. His name must be Harold.

by Websters2010 February 5, 2010

Harold Camping

A pastor who predicted that the world was going to end on May 21st, 2011. He was wrong.

Hey guys, Harold Camping here. On May 21st, all of us Christians are gonna go to Heaven. You ready guys? Oh, crap. Nevermind...

by Nafrenchfry September 24, 2011

King Harold

ejaculating into a person's eye, thus "taking it out" as per king harold at the battle of hastings in 1066

fash was getting tugged by his lass but he shot his muck into his own eye giving himself a king harold and was blinded for a while until he managed to get to a&e for a hose down

by davethejag April 6, 2009

Haroldo

The name of a boy, usually hispanic. Haroldo is usually a guy who can be really nice but also he could be cocky. He likes to have a lot of friends and he loves sports. Haroldo Will always be there for you and you can always count on him

dude 1: who is that guy?
dude 2: oh he is Haroldo, chill dude

by ThatOneGuy23 May 16, 2013

Doing a Harold

Doing a harold comes from Harold Holt, australian politician, went missing after swimming in Victoria

"Looks like yer mates doing a harold."
(leaving a party early)

by Melbury September 4, 2009

blow up your Harold Cady

To be provoked and harrassed to the point that you can't stop yourself from getting violent.

African American WWII soldier Private Herman Perry, serving in the 849th Engineer Battalion in Burma and India constructing the Ledo Road, had for a long time been suffering systematical harrassment from racist officers. On March 3rd, 1944, he finally snapped and shot dead a white lieutenant, Harold Cady.

He talks a lot of shit, but you need to stay cool. You can't let this bastard make you blow up your Harold Cady.

by CarolShady January 13, 2011

harold camping

an old piece of shit that has a lot of money because he convinced people that he knows when the world is going to end. he has been wrong on all predictions, and there are more to come in the future.

Hey, i wonder when Harold Camping is going to give up on predicting the end of the world. Fourth times a charm?

by iwourtupofgegjairriwoirenvxm September 24, 2011