Hannah Montana 

The stupidest fake- ID idea there ever was. fucking bitch who needs to go learn to sing.

Wears a blond wig that looks like your mom's chest hair.
Wears stupid clothes and sing songs about ice cream.

1. Do the ice cream freeze, strike your pose, now you do the milk shake, shake it shake it down low. (EW)

2. Hannah montana is a Fucker

Hannah Montana by HandHugsFTW October 30, 2009

Hannah Montana 

The worst thing to happen to music and my ears since cliff richard.... The show is pretty awful to ^-^

Is Hannah Montana Trying to ruin entertainment... caz shes doing a pretty good job.

Hannah Montana by Dr-Sock June 26, 2009

Hannah Montana 

A role that was FIRST offered to Jojo but she declined it because she wasn't looking to entertain the 8-year-old-giddy-girl audience. Although she would've made a fortune and smarter decisions than that idiotic Miley, I still think that Jojo is awesome.

Child: I like Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana! They're both one person! She's so sneakeh!! :O
Mother: *slaps child* NO! YOU SHOULD LIKE JOJO. SHE IS AT LEAST A GOOD INFLUENCE ON YOU. JEEZ!

Hannah Montana by Dunosaurus October 6, 2008

Hannah Montana 

The reason terrorists hate America.

"Hey, let's jack this plane and ram it into the World Trade Center 'cause Hannah Montana might be there"

Hannah Montana by Colonoscopy Colin September 23, 2009

Hannah Montana 

a tv show and alter ego of a teenage disney star.
you will find that most people on the internet over age 12 hate her with a burning passion, probably passion they should be using to plot against the dictators of the world.
i say on the internet, because you will also find that people who are not - cynical, "intelligent", know all about "real music" and think they are "totally awesome" for hating a 16 year old they have never and will never meet - actually dont think about hannah montana. these normal people are indifferent to her, they think of her just as another celebrity.

hating hannah montana has become an incredibly pointless trend. which i laugh at.
to prove my example below, you will also find that this definition will have a huge number of thumbs down.

all the lame people who think they are being really witty:
" omg hannah montana is a lame slut who should die i want to kill her she cant sing and i have such great taste in music, now let me go on to name about a hundred bands i have picked off "greatest" lists so i sound cool. "

person with a life: "oh, hannah montana right? haha my little sister watches that show. she made me watch the movie with her. it was okay. "

Hannah Montana by woaah09 August 4, 2009

Hannah Montana 

Another word for "the devil."

I pray to god so Hannah Montana's never get me.

Hannah Montana by Woo!!!! April 12, 2009

Hannah Montana 

A Really Bad singer that thinks she is cool and popular but she is not, she is only liked by stupid 5 year olds! She is also a whore/slut. And Thinks that she is friends with the jonas brothers but is not cause she should be in a strait jacket as Joe Jonas said. And Nick is dating Selena now he will never marry you. Get over yourself!

"UGH that girl is such a HANNAH MONTANA"

Hannah Montana by HannahWalsh1 October 10, 2008