A "Guido" is not per se an Italian-American moreso than a practicing Italian, much like a religion. You'll find a Guido in any region.
A "Guido" will not take disrespect on any level without having a word about it. The "Guido" does not yell, but rather speaks loudly at all times. The "Guido" will travel with a mob of friends at all times. The "Guido" will speak in italics at all times. Italic is a style of speaking with stressors in each phrase, originating in Indo-European languages including Romance.
by Nick "Forest" Marasco February 15, 2005
Italians that wear the freshest clothes, have the freshest haircuts, have the sickest jewelry and are flat out the definition of Fresh. We've been around for a while, with our modern age break-out stars being The Gotti Boys, or as females call them "The Hotti Gottis" because guidos look so good all the time it's hard not to call us hot if you're a chick. Also, thanks to the MTV show "Jersey Shore," we've made a resurgence into American pop culture and into every girl you knows hearts. If you're not one of us, you hate on us, and if you hate, it's because of jealousy.
by Chi-Town's Favorite Son January 17, 2010
Ohhhhhh Guido...would you please remove your shirt and bring me another beer? Make it snappy darling! Meowwww!
by Mamacoug! August 30, 2010
Queers who give us real Italians a bad name. They spend an hour on their blowouts, get fake tans, and don't even speak a word of the Italian language.
by Baddy boy November 8, 2011
The best fuckin people. Description of a Guido...
1. We Italian or Sicilian. (the tan ones, not the white ones)
2. Clothes are a mix of gangsta & prep.
3. We friends with all the gangstaz & preps.
4. We have a taper hair-cut with heavy gel.
5. We stay fresh, build body, shaved body.
6. Always chillin at clubs, the mall, or anywhere public.
7. Reside mostly in Brooklyn, Queens, Newark, and around there.
8. Most importantly, we got mad bitchez on our dicks.
1. We Italian or Sicilian. (the tan ones, not the white ones)
2. Clothes are a mix of gangsta & prep.
3. We friends with all the gangstaz & preps.
4. We have a taper hair-cut with heavy gel.
5. We stay fresh, build body, shaved body.
6. Always chillin at clubs, the mall, or anywhere public.
7. Reside mostly in Brooklyn, Queens, Newark, and around there.
8. Most importantly, we got mad bitchez on our dicks.
Why do white people always hate on Guidos? I know why, becuz they jelous motha fuckaz who cant get pussy.
by GenzoNYC March 3, 2006
A guy that tries to get with a gal by listening to her complain about her man and then saying, "Oh I would never do that."
"I have nothing to do over thanxgiving because my boyfriend went to Valdez to go ice climbing."
"Oh if you were my woman I would love to spend thnx-giving with you."
"Ick your a Guido"
"Oh if you were my woman I would love to spend thnx-giving with you."
"Ick your a Guido"
by Guidoette January 21, 2010
in a nutshell, a guido is a male italian-esque american.they have been HEAVILY popularized by jersey shore.(females are guidettes). they love the concept of GTL. they are very conceded, and try to find the absolute most hard hair spiker for theyre hair, and use WAY too much of it(these products are for 8 inch mohawks, yet they think they work well for 1 inch spikes or fauxhawk. they have black hair.) why am i talking about theyre hair? becuase its a BIG part of guido culture.(just check youtube, they have totorials from the show on how to do a blowout). they are orange skin idiots who are really conceded.
by keepskatin'bro June 12, 2011