gruberized

in a moment of sheer ecstacy, when life could not get any better then you have been gruberized.

I hope tonight at the throw down I can get gruberized

by william longhorn gruber IV April 13, 2003

bag her groceries

Another term in the long line of sexual innuendos.

This is another slang term for "knocking boots" "bumping uglies" "horizontal mambo/tango" "doin' it" "the no pants dance" "the good ol' in and out" or, as many refer to it, SEX!

"Duuuude, are you gonna bag her groceries or what?"

"So I went over to her place and get this...I totally bagged her groceries"

"He-man, do you have a condom...I think I am going to bag Sheera's groceries tonight."

"Naw man, she is a total prude! I couldn't bag her groceries if I paid for it."

"We should go out tonight, get some drinks, hang with some buddies, talk to some girls, and maybe even bag some groceries."

"Hey Brian, how is it going? I am writing this to let you know that I think things are finished between the two of us! You are a caring, sweet guy, and lord knows, you bagged groceries with the best of 'em, but we are growing apart and things change. I will always appreciate our time together...goodbye."

by Phisto November 7, 2009

Eating the booty like groceries

Eating that booty like some ramen noodles

*Eats booty*
-Later
“Yo, how she was?”
“Bruh, I ate that booty like groceries, you know what I’m sayin!”
“DAMN bruh you be eating the booty like groceries?”
“EASY bruh 1, 2, 3 bruh”

by BigBootyEater69Master4Life March 17, 2019

Toss Your Groceries

To throw up, vomit, "lose your lunch".

"Little Jimmy, do not toss your groceries on my floor!" said Mr. Jacoby.

by Bryan So. February 14, 2009

eatting groceries

Eatting the booty hole.Tossing the salad. Tounguing the asshole.

I love eatting Groceries.

by Ant6969 January 7, 2018

eat up his weight in groceries

From the 1971 song "Amos Moses", a phrase referring to a person that gorges on food. It literally means that one can eat the equivalent of their weight in food, and unless the person exercises vigorously, the chances are high that they're huge.

(There) lived a man named Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna, (and) they raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries! Named him after a man of the cloth, Called him Amos Moses!" -Jerry Reed, "Amos Moses

by TurtleShroom August 6, 2011

eat it like groceries

The act of eating your lover's ass hole so gratuitously and with such vigor, a comparison could be made between said ass hole and grocery products.

"Tom Cruise makes sad, powty faces if I don't eat it like groceries before going for walks in the park"-John Travolta

by Bértha BigLötts June 3, 2016