What makes Britain "Great" exactly? Do they mean great as in big? Because Britain's certainly not big, so it must mean great as in amazing? With all the pandering to weak snowflakes, utter hypocrisy of the law/police, and similar
bullshit, i would beg to differ.
Come visit "Great" Britain:
If you want no freedom of speech. Where even Ricky Gervais is allowed to openly accuse Hollywood celebs, while thinly disguising his accusations as "jokes". Jeremy Clarkson was allowed to get away with certain comments, as was David Walliams who insulted
people of Britain's Got Talent using foul language, those who hold a high status are allowed to get away with stuff common folk aren'
t.
if you want expensive apartments made with cheap crap that catch
fire easily.
if you want to be arrested for offending somebody over
petty shit online via the law called Malicious Communications. Yet
people from other countries, via social media, games etc, are freely
allowed to verbally abuse you, say things back and you get treated
like a criminal by the pathetic clown police.
If you are sexually assaulted by a female, the police will do nothing, just like what happened with the
football stadium incident, a male would be jailed. More double standards
like those sentenced for sharing photos of a murder scene, yet Britain had servers hosting disgusting content from Live Leak and Ogrish. Live Leak also had tons of comments of
people making fun of those who committed suicide.
Brian: Wow, that's a lot of
bullshit from
one country. How can
people really call it Great Britain?
Me: But there's much more! Don't visit "Great" Britain if..
if you want to see homeless actual British
people starving on the streets with their pets, while illegal foreigners continue to pour in and are offered free homing, food and hotels.
People wonder why
racism is on the rise, but don't forget, the law is sexist against men, and just like that
white men have to suffer, other races can do no wrong. Just like Khan does nothing about knife fest London.
Don't visit "Great" Britain's news sites if you like to be cut off from commenting on certain articles in case your words hurt some sensitive person's feelings.
Don't teach your pet pug to do a Nazi salute on
YouTube as a joke, or face arrest of the authoritarian kind.
Don't moon a speed camera or be arrested and wrestled to the floor by the big bad police for "indecent exposure" but you're allowed to see naked butts on even kids cartoons.
The police are heroes! They saved us from a drive by mooning maniac! Luckily, Banksy did a nice mural showing the true nature of the police in this instance, also featuring Bart Simpson.
A country of control, a country for cry babies.
Fix Backwards Britain!