dont shower for weeks. build up dick cheese on or around your ball sack. then let it dry out. then have a chick take her teeth in a cheese grater like fashion and grate the cheese off your sack for you. do with it what you want afterwards.
by donigle November 21, 2011
Get the wisconsin cheese gratermug. Weird Guy: Dude I want Jodie to give me a Dick Cheese Grater.
Normal Guy: What the hell is wrong you?
Normal Guy: What the hell is wrong you?
by SoundsLikeBen February 26, 2019
Get the Dick Cheese Gratermug. Commonly referred to as CGD, "Cheese Grater Dick" is a painful chafing that occurs as an affect of wearing jeans without underwear.
Chris: I didn't have any clean underwear this morning so I had to go commando today.
Eric: Dude, you are going to have a bad case of Cheese Grater Dick tommorrow
Eric: Dude, you are going to have a bad case of Cheese Grater Dick tommorrow
by Chrya Lewa September 21, 2009
Get the Cheese Grater Dickmug. When you are wearing a sports jersey with those little holes on a cold day, and the holes scrape across your nipples, making it feel like someone just cheese gratered your nipples.
by Zack Mulhollan February 28, 2008
Get the Cheese Grater Effectmug. where a women sits (often knickerless) on a mans chest and grinds her pelvis up and down which stimulates his nipples
ryan - i just got an ukrainian cheese grater from your bitch
elliot - dude that was my mum
ryan - she grinded me hard
jayden- stop talking about my sisters chin
elliot - dude that was my mum
ryan - she grinded me hard
jayden- stop talking about my sisters chin
by straightupdown October 23, 2012
Get the ukrainian cheese gratermug. A person with a cheese grater dick is a very specific type of person. As soon as you look at such a man, you will immediately know of their cheese grater dick characteristics. Said person is quite a cuck, and lack much of a care for others.
by hallowedchris October 12, 2019
Get the Cheese Grater Dickmug. The act of taking a standard issue cheese grater and inserting it into ones anus and/or vagina, then proceeding to insert and remove it while twisting it left and right
by Ityaboistorm December 31, 2019
Get the Iranian Cheese Gratermug.