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Handjob Goddess

A female whose hands were sculpted by the gods of Olympus. She is bred to perform jerking of the male genitalia with precise form and beautiful motion, that of a true goddess. Her tension will have you preferring her services over your own hands that you never thought would be replaced.
Bro 1: Bro, I got a handjob last night.
Bro 2: That's it? That blows bro.
Bro 1: Nah bro, it was by a handjob goddess, I actually came.
Bro 2: Whattt?
Bro 1: But she aimed my own weapon at me.
Bro 2: Eww brooooo
by franzschubert March 20, 2011
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jesus goddamn fucking christ

1. an exclamation one would express when frustrated

2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.
wife: "the dishes are dirty, the trash hasn't been taken out, the dogs need to go out, pick up your clothes."

husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"
by Moises Buentello December 2, 2010
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goddamn goddamn

A term used when one goddamn is not enough emotion to show for a certain event. Could also be used to describe an act committed by an individual so bad or so stupid that one goddamn is not enough emotion to desccribe your exasperation. Could also be used whenever you see some fine ass woman.
Holy shit did you see that? goddamn goddamn that right there is some straight asshaterey.


You see that fine ass MILF? Yeah goddamn goddamn
by pantyteamaster April 13, 2009
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Goddex

A gender-neutral deity
Good goddex I’m excited about this shit!
by Jingle Bells 73 May 27, 2019
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Praying to the Porcelain Goddess

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)
I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.
by P Lopez May 30, 2006
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YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT

the perfect phrase to yell at your friend after he slips and hits his head in a filthy, waterless pool. Usually preceded by hyena-like laughter.
Person #1: Haha, Rick just hit his head in that empty pool.
Person #2: YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT!!!
by california689 July 30, 2011
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godawful

Paris Hilton is a godawful bitch
by frankinsmoke August 28, 2008
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