Gerb

When you’re dick’s so big & it pounds the cervix so hard that it knocks the uterus into a chick’s diaphragm, making it sound like she’s about to throw up every time she gets pounded. Everytime she try’s to talk you pound it harder and all she can say is “Gerb”....

Chick: damn you’re dick is stretching me out

Guy: wait till I give it all to you!
Chick: Give it to me deep!
Guy: You asked for it....
Chick: fuck you’re deep “gerb” I feel you “gerb” hitting my diaphragm”gerb” I think you “gerb” broke my “gerb” uterus, you’re Dick may actually be in my “gerb” esophagus now!!!

Guy: I’m gonna cum deep in you!!
Chick: “cum starts pouring out of her throat as she gargles it”

by Doctor D MD July 12, 2020

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gerb

Someone with a small penis aka baby dick normally known as Jordan's, Ricky' and jermiah's

Jordan is a Gerb

by Hobbit 1701 June 18, 2018

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Gerb

(n) A slang term for the common smoking apparatus: the gravity bong. A regional term coined in Northern Virginia, and is used to describe a tightly packed gravity bong; AKA geeb.

(v) Another word for the action of smoking marijuana; AKA chief, spark, or smoke.

Damn, that is a fat gerb right there, bro.

Yo, you trying to gerb later?

by joeypat98 December 18, 2017

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Gerb

Gerb abbreviation for Gerber (baby food brand)

Gerb: a person who is or looks young

Ex: I went to a party and there was mad gerbs in there so I left.

Translation: I went to a party and there was so many little kids there I left.

Alternative translation: I went to a part and there was a lot of young people there so I left. Young meaning 16 and lower

by QueenAsh July 24, 2017

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