love gasket

A love gasket is a moustache and beard or mustache and goatee combo that makes a perfect seal when you give head. This term comes from gasket, a seal used in car engines or plumbing. It's not related to the Brit slang gasket found in Urban Dictionary.

"My boyfriend grew a love gasket for Movember, but it tickled when he tried to go down on me, so I made him shave it off."

by D'andy November 12, 2017

Gasket snatch

A large pair of long, thin, stainless steel tweezers similar to those used by chefs to place garnishes, but instead used to quickly retrieve a gasket from a slotted trench drain.

“Dang, another gasket just fell in. Can you pass me the gasket snatch?”

by Hebrewsallday July 31, 2023

ass gasket

The paper gasket that hangs that is dispensed in some shit houses that goes between your ass and the toilet seat which keeps the nasty AIDS infested cumshots and trapeze jumping, period juice diving pussy crabs off your ass.

Donald Trump used an ass gasket to protect his ass when he sat down to take a dump because there was shit all over the toilet seat.

by Gabe Oyce July 13, 2018

Ass gasket

The disposable paper ring that goes on the toilet seat for sanitary purposes

You must use an ass gasket when someone pisses on the toilet seat to protect yourself from germs.

by Badapple187 July 12, 2022

Gasket Snatch

Originating in late nineteenth century Bordeaux, a gasket snatch, from the French snache gasquite, refers to a particularly snug example of feminine anatomy.

“Merde mon frere, cette chatte est trop serree!” “Shittt my nigga, dat pussy is tooo tight”

“Merde oui, frere. T’ai la snatch gasquite” “shit yeah nigga, you got you a gasket snatch”

by Hebrewsallday July 31, 2023

Blow a gasket

It means when you're so angry (or very bitchy) that you blow a gasket or blow up basically. Like bomb from the Angry Birds...

Person 1: Oh Lawd, here we go again, she's gonna blow
Person 2 OH LAWD SHE GON' BLOW A GASKET
Person 3 *growling noises* WHERE'S MY CAKE?!

by ur_mom_waswitme_under the tabl June 26, 2023

"loose gasket" smooch

Refers to an initially "intact" lip-lock dat gets "popped" when one of da kissers releases a bubble of air dat "breaks da seal" between da face-suckers' lips. A harmless way to "slow things down" a bit if you sense dat said making-out session is becoming too "hot 'n' heavy".

Giving someone a "loose gasket" smooch can be a handy maneuver if you fear dat da other person is getting too "revved up" and thus is likely to want to "proceed to fourth base" too soon. A wise move if either you're not in da mood to spread yer legs or you don't have any condoms handy.

by QuacksO February 12, 2020