honestly, I don't even know what to type here. ill probably just put something from meet the engineer, but I give up on trying to understand this god-forsaken universe. so in conclusion, if you hear some weeb say this, the answer is to use a gun, and if that don't work... use the gun on yourself.
oh man, that killer vampire woman sure does have some big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers, i wanna shit on her chest.
by potato-lord-69420 April 15, 2021

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5
by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

Guy 1: I just got a B+ on the test
Guy 2: I got an A+, I got a gallon of water over you
Guy 1: You still ugly though
Guy 2: I got an A+, I got a gallon of water over you
Guy 1: You still ugly though
by A jar of red pickles March 18, 2024

A person who wastes all their time on video games and never goes outside which makes them who they are. They can also be toxic people.
Bill: Hey Jake, wanna meet up?
Jake: Nope, I am going to game for the rest of the day.
Bill: Then you're a ninety-five gallon sweat you bozo!
Jake: Nope, I am going to game for the rest of the day.
Bill: Then you're a ninety-five gallon sweat you bozo!
by YT Tartarus April 29, 2021

by Acela_ox February 14, 2022

I am a ten gallon person. I give and want love on a 10 gallon level. But most people are pint people. It's just not fair! Why do I have to be better than everyone?!
by Lloyd Braun's Gum September 19, 2020

Miley gallon is the most beautiful name and person in the world they are normally tall really pretty she loves cats and loves to play among us and football she’s really sporty and loves going on adventures if she is your friend keep her. She loves pizza and macaroni keep her forever in your heart she doesn’t have one style she is not a girly girl she’s more of a tomboy
Friend: hi who are you
Miley gallon: I’m miley gallon
Friend: omg you are really nice can we be besties
Miley gallon: I’m miley gallon
Friend: omg you are really nice can we be besties
by Hey::::)))) January 1, 2021
