Gail

Gail is the best grandma you can ever have. She is a crazy, short old lady. She has a love hate relationship with cooking and loves her youngest grandkids. She loves to sit around and gossip while smoking a Marlboro red. She’s always sick but still believes she could carry and horse and never gives up. She’s the most stubborn woman you will meet.

Gail is gossiping about the family again!

by Ale eats farts January 7, 2023

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What happens when you don't know how to spell gazuntite and so it autocorrects to said word

*Via Text*

Max: Achoo
Madison: Gail Fire

by SneezeMaster4000 June 23, 2017

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Gail Lewis

Gail Lewis is an American Hero, retired on 11/16/2023. Per an executive order made by President Joseph Biden, flags will be flown at half-mast on this day to mourn the end of her service.

Gail served as a 10 year associate, receiving 2 purple carts and played an instrumental role in sale team 6. She always had her teams back, even through the pandemic.

She received her first purple cart in her 2015/16 service, and went back to back for 2016/17. Originally known for her aggression, she switched up her approach in 2017 and adopted a more defensive style. She has written extensively on her theory of counter terrorism largely based on her practical experience.

Person 1: Bro Walmarts been falling apart lately.
Person 2: Facts bro, I've been going to Target ever since Gail Lewis retired.

by Gail Lewis December 3, 2023

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