Cold Grilled Cheese

The condition of the vagina the morning after sexual activity in which the labia majora and minora act as if they are in a sticky fused state similar to trying to slowly pull a cold grilled cheese apart.

The morning after a memorial night of passion, Pete turned to his mistress for round 2 and said "Dammmm, Jodi , that was some good squish last night...but trying to penetrate that hachette wound is like pulling a cold grilled cheese apart!"

by Riverbone Jackson June 11, 2018

sloppy grilled cheese

When a person vomits and it dries up the they poop on it then that dries then they vomit on it again then eat it again

Dad:Man I love my sloppy grilled cheese

Son:so do I
Dad:...

by Yeetus123456791 May 22, 2017

grilled cheese pansexual

A Grilled Cheese Pansexual is a pansexual person who dates primarily genderqueer people.

“Oh yeah, Dirk? He’s a total grilled cheese pansexual.”

by rabbit consumer September 29, 2019

Frozen Grilled Cheese

When you have your girl press your warm, toasty, male genitals between her ice cold feet.

Her: My feet are freezing
Him: How about I slip my hot junk between your cold feet to warm them up?

Her: I love me a man who let's me give him a frozen grilled cheese

by TheR3alMa1lM@N November 3, 2017

bakersfield grilled cheese

When your butt/thigh hairs bunch up and tangle, causing it to pull apart when you sit down and take a shit

Skweezy Jibbs on bakersfield grilled cheese: U KNO WHEN U PLAY BASKETBALL
OR WORK OUT AN UR BUTT AN
THIGH HAIRS R 2 LONG AN THEY
GET ALL TWISTED UP IN2 A BUNCH
OF GREASY KNOTS $ AN THEN
WHEN U SIT DOWN ON THA TOILET
LATER AN SPREAD UR CHEEKS
ITS LIKE PULLIN APART A NASTY
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH??
THATS A BAKERSFIELD GRILLED
CHEESE

by cliqqbabe April 21, 2022

Grilled Cheese Lunch

This is when you go to a hotel with a coworker for sex during the work day. It is called this because, much like a grilled cheese sandwich it is fun, tasty, and kinda sticky, but ultimately unhealthy.

"I had a standing "grilled cheese lunch" with Tiffany in accounts every Friday, until she quit."

by t pot February 11, 2014

stoner grilled cheese

Pretty much the same thing as regular grilled cheese, except you make it in a toaster or microwave instead of the frying pan. It doesn't taste as good as the regular kind, but it gets the job done if you are really high and got a serious case of the munchies, but too lazy to take the time to cook it.

Today I got really high and I was too lazy to cook dinner, so I made a stoner grilled cheese

by After that I said... March 19, 2011