The condition of the vagina the morning after sexual activity in which the labia majora and minora act as if they are in a sticky fused state similar to trying to slowly pull a cold grilled cheese apart.
The morning after a memorial night of passion, Pete turned to his mistress for round 2 and said "Dammmm, Jodi , that was some good squish last night...but trying to penetrate that hachette wound is like pulling a cold grilled cheese apart!"
by Riverbone Jackson May 31, 2018
by steinenhootnhollerin May 31, 2011
Her: My feet are freezing
Him: How about I slip my hot junk between your cold feet to warm them up?
Her: I love me a man who let's me give him a frozen grilled cheese
Him: How about I slip my hot junk between your cold feet to warm them up?
Her: I love me a man who let's me give him a frozen grilled cheese
by TheR3alMa1lM@N November 03, 2017
When a person vomits and it dries up the they poop on it then that dries then they vomit on it again then eat it again
by Yeetus123456791 May 22, 2017
by rabbit consumer September 30, 2019
Pretty much the same thing as regular grilled cheese, except you make it in a toaster or microwave instead of the frying pan. It doesn't taste as good as the regular kind, but it gets the job done if you are really high and got a serious case of the munchies, but too lazy to take the time to cook it.
by After that I said... March 04, 2011
This is when you go to a hotel with a coworker for sex during the work day. It is called this because, much like a grilled cheese sandwich it is fun, tasty, and kinda sticky, but ultimately unhealthy.
by t pot February 11, 2014