Monkey Fuck

Really shitty weed.

“No, I’m not gonna match with that monkey fuck you’ve got”

by Spunky Buns May 18, 2022

fuck a monkey's nut

It is when a male is about to get off and something bad happens to make him lose his hard on.

At this party I busted into a room where this guy and girl where getting it on to fuck a monkey's nut. The look on his face was hilarious.

by ChaosLord85 September 20, 2009

Monkey Fuck

A word where you and a friend get very bored and jump in the pool and start throwing a beachball around screaming profanities. This word causes all people to lose their train of thought.

Mom: You have bad grades and I think you-
Ted: Monkey Fuck.
Mom: what the hell was I saying?

by Holly && Kristen September 16, 2006

double header purple monkey fuck

The act of smoking a cigarette and just before your done you light another cigarette using the cherry from the first cigarette then smoke the second one.

Looks like our smoke break is a extended today. Plenty of time for a double header purple monkey fuck.

by fLeers March 17, 2013

Monkey Fuck Charging

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.

Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?

by Villainous March 24, 2023

monkey fuck

the act of telling someone who appears as if they are a monkey yet are also an annoying piece of shit and a disgrace to society.

bob: holy shit tyrone just shot his cat!

jessica: damn what a monkey fuck.

by Jackoff Nipples April 9, 2023

Monkey girl fuck slave

A girl that can contort herself in a monkey like position and that is a damn good fuck slave.

My wife wanted a new nick name. I told her lets name you Monkey girl fuck Slave after she gave me head while she hung her head over the side of the bed. Kind of like skull fucking but on a different level.

by DAX December 25, 2012