frosted flakes

the dried-up crunchy bits you find in a cum sock

"ew, whys there wood chips in this sock?"
"Dude those are frosted flakes!"

by anonbandit September 20, 2022

Frosted Flakes

An exaggerated term for when subject consumes marijuana and is feeling more high than usual

“Yo fam, mans are frosted flakes..”

by Mrfortune123 November 20, 2019

Frosted Flakes

When you beat ur dick rough the day before and you get flakey skin; the next day you beat off and cum it lands on the flakey skin and it burns, you have no choice but to use milk to soothe the burn.

“Hey Jared have you ever experienced Frosted Flakes? Have you ever felt THE BURN?!?”

by unnamed the unnamed November 19, 2017

frosted flaked

When you fuck a girl and nut all over her and tell her you’ll call her the next day and you guys make plans but you end up flaking (bailing on plans) her and never seeing her again

Ron- Remember that blonde from last week?
Ray- yeah bro what about her

Ron- I Frosted Flaked her ass

by Blazinonrez May 10, 2018

Frosted Flake

Alternative to snow flake, white people who don't realize they are racist. Much like frosted windows, you can't see past your own whiteness.

He thanked Abraham Lincoln for Black History month, wow what a frosted flake.

by Leonard Skinhard February 4, 2017

Frosted Flakes

When one ejaculates into the hair of someone who has dandruff.

Damn girl take care of your scalp, I ain’t trying to make Frosted Flakes today.

by LazarusBob August 23, 2020

Frosted flakes

Tasty cereal 😫by Kellogg’s

I like the cereal frosted flakes

by Naughtytoe March 11, 2021