Frosted Flakes

When you beat ur dick rough the day before and you get flakey skin; the next day you beat off and cum it lands on the flakey skin and it burns, you have no choice but to use milk to soothe the burn.

“Hey Jared have you ever experienced Frosted Flakes? Have you ever felt THE BURN?!?”

by unnamed the unnamed November 19, 2017

Frosted Flake

Alternative to snow flake, white people who don't realize they are racist. Much like frosted windows, you can't see past your own whiteness.

He thanked Abraham Lincoln for Black History month, wow what a frosted flake.

by Leonard Skinhard February 4, 2017

Frosted Flakes

A cereal that tastes good without milk, but becomes a gross, soggy mess when you add it.

Little Kid: “Mom! My Frosted Flakes got all gross and soggy! They’re so much better without milk!”

by HorseInTheMidst June 29, 2023

Frosted Flakes

When one ejaculates into the hair of someone who has dandruff.

Damn girl take care of your scalp, I ain’t trying to make Frosted Flakes today.

by LazarusBob August 23, 2020

Frosted Flake

The sexual act where a woman rides a man until he cums inside of her. Then she pushes his load back out and all over his stomach, where he lets it dry until it flakes off.

My GF Frosted Flaked me last night, it was GRrrrrrrreat!

by Cocoduck1991 June 24, 2016

Frosted Flakes

When a male applies the wrong lubricant while masturbating in the shower. Afterwards your testicular skin may dry and flake giving them the appearance of the popular cereal brand “Frosted Flakes”.

“Bruh I yoused the wrong shit in the shower last night”. I got “Frosted Flakes”

by DaddyFresh9000 November 27, 2018

no frosted flakes

Serials scratched off

Yo I need some hammers with no frosted flakes.

by JSKNATION November 16, 2017