Poutine Fries

Poutine Fries is slang for ejaculating onto feces that was released accidentally following an emphatic bout of anal sex. Specifically, as the male pulls out and is about to release, the recipient's bowels accidentally begin to move. However, as the male has already begun to ejaculate, the result is semen-covered feces. This is said to resemble poutine fries, the French Canadian dish of French Fries covered in gravy and mayonnaise.

Julian pulled out following some tenacious anal, but had already started to bust when his girl accidentally started to shit. Poutine Fries was on the menu that night.

by The Invisible Can January 18, 2013

Freedom fries

the word every true patriot calls those tasty snacks we all love. Go America I love freedom, my truck, toby keith and making fun of minorities hoo yeah! F those homos in other parts of the world that don't love america like I do whoo Hoo! let's go play some football. Not that faggot european crap but the good ol' american game i love it!

lets go to IHOP and Gets some freedom fries and freedom toast.

by Patriot 1776 January 31, 2005

freedom fries

Another reason for america to be ignorant, see commie sauce

I like to shove freedom fries up my nose

by EthanTheMightyCheese May 9, 2003

Friehoffing

1) To gag, vomit, or pass out while working with additional protective gear being worn. EX: A Fireman dressed for fighting fires, Soldier in a chemical suit.

2) To fake definition 1.

History: This definition is born from an individual in the military whose actions stopped a military exercise for the entire base. To recognize his actions, "Friehoffing" is now military jargon on his base.

Mechanic: "Sargeant, were stopping the convoy?"

NCO: "Yeah, the coreman found someone passed out in the formation. But I think he's just friehoffing."

by Harry Ness0001 May 5, 2009

Drunk fries

Fries you crave when you're drunk late at night

Paul: (2:30 am) Dude I'm hungry.

Steve: Let's go to McDonalds and get some drunk fries!

by shalala88 December 20, 2008

Crispy fries

Refers to a dry and chapped wenis (the skin on the outside of your elbow)

You've got crispy fries, you should get some lotion for them

by Destructaur September 30, 2016

McDonald fries

Noun.
McDonalds Fries are potato strips that have been deep fried and have a flavor thats simply to die for.

Adjective.
Describing a food item in an equivalent way as to describe something as "awesome sauce"

(noun ex.) Person: want fries?
Me: Nah fuck that, unless they're McDonald fries.

(Adj. ex.) Me: Man, this steak is McD fries

by MiloIsDope May 17, 2017