Foon

Instead of a spork, it’s a foon. Sporks ain’t shit like what even is that

It’s a fork and a spoon mixed together to create “foon” much better than spork

by Better than sporks November 4, 2021

Foon

A fag and a coon combined to make foon.

The name can regularly be used amongst your friends but not exactly meant to always be insulting.

Hey you foon. FaceTime me

Chad your a foon

Your being such a foon right now . Give me my bag

by Neighborhood.grandma April 19, 2018

Foon

Meaning a diminutive fool. I first heard this being defined in a Panel show. The show in question was 'Call my Bluff' hosted by Robert Robinson. The program was broadcast in the early seventies, (with this line up). The team captains were Frank Muir and Patrick Campbell. The three people in each team would define an obscure word and the opposing team had to work out the true definition. One word that has, for whatever reason, stayed with me was Foon - a diminutive fool.
A few fragments still exist on you tube.

Foon would, obviously, be used in a derogatory way, as a descriptor. He/She is a real Foon.

by R.T. Fischall August 2, 2023

foon lal

He is a god he the best

Hey foon lal how r ya

by Foon lal followerr November 12, 2021

Foon

A foon, is the result of a male to female sex change, the cock is turned inside out and becomes a vagina.

I licked a foon last night it was dry like your mom's chicken.

Dude you can't call that an inside out penis and it's a foon.

by Sketch424 November 26, 2016

Foon

Adjective: An idiot, fool, or goof. Synonymous with buffoon.

Adam Sandler is such a foon in Happy Gilmore.

by antisocialghostal March 25, 2024