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Flem

A flem is someone who is not cool, or not being cool. It also can mean someone who is as irrelevant as mucus.
Stop being a “Flem”.

Who invented this “Flem”
by KingLouieThe5th April 29, 2025
mugGet the Flemmug.

Flemming

Flemming is that english teacher that can come off as an asian (chinese) although he is european af. Flemming is the school's biggest stoner, he is diagnost as a turtle mixed with squidward. Flemming likes to use the N word quite alot, but he never got the pass to do so.
all students: "we're having Flemming after PE" Karolina: "doesn't he look like a chinese? i really thing he is from chinese descent, i believe he is chinese." all students: "he is a super dane, he's like a viking.... where is the asian features
by brandon Thomas Lee (Bao) November 20, 2019
mugGet the Flemmingmug.

Flem-J

Getting lectured to death on the difference between strict and negligence liability.
The other day, Tommy totally gave me a Flem-J when he talked about Rylands"
by J. Calabresi December 16, 2008
mugGet the Flem-Jmug.

flem diesel

The hottest guy you've ever met. He can dunk and he is just so hot.
Flem Diesel is just sooooo cute
by flemdiesel12 March 11, 2025
mugGet the flem dieselmug.

Flem face

A person in which has “one of those faces” you would really like to compress in between two jagged rocks
Fuck you you cunting flem face, I hope your family get slaughtered in front of you and you are forced to eat their rotting bodies in a soup that includes vomit and shit
by OverweightLesbianNazi94 December 11, 2020
mugGet the Flem facemug.

Flemmings Haab

An almost godlike music trio from DK who rules the internet with their music covers
"Yo dude, wanna go watch Flemmings Haab
by YngsteSpiller May 7, 2017
mugGet the Flemmings Haabmug.

Harley Flemming

Harley flemming a person who loves someone called Bella
Harley flemming a person who loves someone called Bella
by Tominski234 April 3, 2021
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