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female firefighter

A woman who is straight up, 100% a badass motherfucker! She does the job better than the men and makes a set of bunkers look damn good! She saves lives, pulls people from fires, drownings, car accidents, and can give a fuck less if she breaks a nail or what her hair looks like because no matter what she's still a fucking badass in bunker gear. She walks through a rocking structure fire with fire hoses blazing, kicks fires ass with a smile on her face. The day females stepped into a set of bunker gear is the day the Devil felt fear for he knew hell was in danger of being taken over and put the fuck out
Female firefighters sure can rock a set of bunker gear like a BOSS!
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Hungarian Firefighter

The act of lighting a womans pubes on fire...then putting the fire out with your load.
Dialog of a Hungarian Firefighter
Girl : "O shit my pussy is on fire."
Guy : "No worries, I can make it rain."
by FYS October 4, 2008
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Exotic Firefighter

Is when you rip off your pubes, put them in a girls mouth, light them on fire, MAKE SURE you make the bitch scream, then you jizz on the pubes to extinguish the fire and then the chick says "OH, HONEY YOU SAVED MY LIFE"

And then you simply just fuck the shit out of her.
There is no example, its pretty self-explanatory.

Your exotic firefighter last night was so flamboyant!
by Nick Kmiecik September 12, 2007
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volunteer firefighter

fireman that is well trained in the extinguishment of fires,vehicle extrication,medical calls,and fire safety.but they are not paid for their training nor for running their calls.three quarters of this country is volunteer.most volunteers have a job but also have firefighting as a second non paid job.some volunteer firemen dont take the job seriously but most do and act accordingly.
volunteer firefighter fight fire and protect the public for free.most of them have just as much if not more training than fully paid fire depts.
by engineman843 April 25, 2009
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retained firefighter

A part time (volunteer) firefighter. They’re also known as retards, have zero capacity to retain any firefighting knowledge and have fuck all experience actually fighting any real fires (although they can spin a massive yarn about a big fire last year, even though they never went to it). They spend a lot of time playing dress ups and pretend to be real firefighters. Retained firefighters are always seen in public in some sort of fire related t-shirt, especially when not on duty. They can be identified by the 1990’s pager on their hip and the fact that they’ll tell you that they’re a fireman within 0.4 seconds of the start of ANY conversation. The only experience they really get is that of pressing the code 2 acknowledged button on the MDT.
My mate is a retained firefighter, he’s pager never goes off, but he’s always in uniform. Gosh he really loves those code 2’s.
by President toddler October 31, 2017
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m80 firefighter

The act of taking a m80 and putting it into a girls vagina or ass and the man has till the fuse of the m80 runs out to ejaculate onto the fuse to put it out before it explodes
Hey Matt what ever happened with you and Amy?
Oh we tried to do the m80 firefighter but my hose didn't work
by fuckupmind January 7, 2016
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Guerrilla FireFighter

A LITERAL fire fighter. Taking his job very seriously the Guerrilla FireFighter will sneak around a burning building and Sneak-Attack the fire. Thus fighting it literally.
Man 1: is that firefighter supposed to be literally fighting the fire?

Man 2: That's no ordinary firefighter. That's a Guerrilla FireFighter
by Cody Gobarra October 22, 2009
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