Forum Firefighter

Someone who spends time in forums or on Facebook criticizing fire departments or fire service personnel and how they operate. If from a busier Dept, this person usually, if placed in the same situation as those he's criticizing, would have done the same exact thing. If from a slower Dept, this person probably hasn't ridden fire apparatus in years or at all. More frequently, this person is from a department that is relatively slow compared to the one he's criticizing. This person sometimes has a pile of certificates certifying him to perform duties that he could never do given the opportunity.

Michael says that Company "A" puts too many people in harms way. However, most company "A" personnel have reset their pagers for more fires than Michael has ever been to. Company "A" also has a great safety record. Michael probably works at radio shack and rides an ambulance more often than fire trucks, if at all. Michael is a nationally certified Forum Firefighter.

by ambulancedriver July 21, 2013

fred the firefighter

A person whose generosity derives from Batman era comics.

He is such a Fred the firefighter he makes me want to be Robin.

by TTT 22 July 10, 2020

female firefighter

A woman who is straight up, 100% a badass motherfucker! She does the job better than the men and makes a set of bunkers look damn good! She saves lives, pulls people from fires, drownings, car accidents, and can give a fuck less if she breaks a nail or what her hair looks like because no matter what she's still a fucking badass in bunker gear. She walks through a rocking structure fire with fire hoses blazing, kicks fires ass with a smile on her face. The day females stepped into a set of bunker gear is the day the Devil felt fear for he knew hell was in danger of being taken over and put the fuck out

Female firefighters sure can rock a set of bunker gear like a BOSS!

by Forgetpinkgivemebunkers911 May 29, 2016

Hungarian Firefighter

The act of lighting a womans pubes on fire...then putting the fire out with your load.

Dialog of a Hungarian Firefighter
Girl : "O shit my pussy is on fire."
Guy : "No worries, I can make it rain."

by FYS October 4, 2008

Exotic Firefighter

Is when you rip off your pubes, put them in a girls mouth, light them on fire, MAKE SURE you make the bitch scream, then you jizz on the pubes to extinguish the fire and then the chick says "OH, HONEY YOU SAVED MY LIFE"

And then you simply just fuck the shit out of her.

There is no example, its pretty self-explanatory.

Your exotic firefighter last night was so flamboyant!

by Nick Kmiecik September 12, 2007

volunteer firefighter

fireman that is well trained in the extinguishment of fires,vehicle extrication,medical calls,and fire safety.but they are not paid for their training nor for running their calls.three quarters of this country is volunteer.most volunteers have a job but also have firefighting as a second non paid job.some volunteer firemen dont take the job seriously but most do and act accordingly.

volunteer firefighter fight fire and protect the public for free.most of them have just as much if not more training than fully paid fire depts.

by engineman843 April 25, 2009

Guerrilla FireFighter

A LITERAL fire fighter. Taking his job very seriously the Guerrilla FireFighter will sneak around a burning building and Sneak-Attack the fire. Thus fighting it literally.

Man 1: is that firefighter supposed to be literally fighting the fire?

Man 2: That's no ordinary firefighter. That's a Guerrilla FireFighter

by Cody Gobarra October 22, 2009