Torchmark Fattie 

Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks

I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.

Torchmark Fattie by Torchmark Superhero April 23, 2009

fetus fertilizer 

1. Another word for sperm, which is used to crush the dreams of men and women everywhere, and to bring poor children into this cruel and arbitrary reality against their will.

2. The intellectual's synonym for sperm.
3. The 23rd flavor in Dr. pepper.
4. The cure for bitch-nagg and snatch disease.

Cornelius-"I dare say Jebediah, it appears I have unloaded fetus fertilizer all over your mistress's face."
Jebediah-"Indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my asshole."
Cornelius-"Good show old bean!"

fetus fertilizer by BlackFaceKilla July 9, 2012

fatticapped 

when someone gets so fat that they try to pass their laziness off for being handicapped.

Look at that 600 pound woman sitting in her wheelchair eating a hoagie. She's not handicapped; she's fatticapped.

fatticapped by bringbacksaban December 30, 2007

fatticus 

Nickname for someone who’s name is Atticus but is obese. Behaves in a rather whale like fashion. Usually used as an insult so use at your own risk!!!

“See that kid over there?, he’s a fatticus”.

fatticus by Confusedhomelessman666 March 13, 2018

fertile myrtle 

Fertile goddess. Somebody who is really fertile

Damn that girl is a fertile myrtle. She's already had 3 kids is 6 years.

fertile myrtle by Starpuma December 10, 2013

festihoes 

women who go to festivals. They’re either on some losers table whos feeding them cocaine or in a crowd of sweaty peasants because theyre a sweaty peasant. Endless instagram stories screaming and having "fun" to prove to the world theyre worthless.

- Andrew Tate

- good god! her instagram is full of screaming and yelling from the festival she went to

- oh yeah she one of them ‘festihoes’

festihoes by trilliondollaralligator April 29, 2023

Big Feeting 

The act of posting predominently BBC News website links into Discussion Forum threads in the vain hope of trying to look interesting.

Big Feeting sadsack

Big Feeting by El Splod July 8, 2009