ferguens

An nice, caring,loving person that will never lie unless has to; A person that is lazy and unwilling to do daily activities.

Ferguens was under the table to day at third period

by JakeFromWallGreens October 16, 2019

ferclempt

the feeling of being at the brink of tears, usually accompanied with a lump in the throat and a cracking voice.

"Yeah, I admit it, at the ending of 'My Girl' I was ferclempt.

by FunThrax January 23, 2007

Fergie Pudding

A sweet Christmas concoction that has essentially the same recipe as figgy pudding but replaces the figs with black eyed peas.

"Hey Stacy Ann Ferguson (Fergie's full name), put out more of that Fergie pudding!"

"Hey I don't put out for anybody."

"OK, sorry only it is so sweet and delicious...please?"

"That's better."

by Cirdellin December 28, 2009

Fargleschnott

1: The proper(and official) name mating ritual of the Whos in Whoville. It may be similar to Pon farr, occurring every seven years. Soon enough, as rule 34 states, this act is,or will be drawn.

2: (Incorrect) Acts of farting,or defecating.

Etymology: Coming from the NecroVMX(A popular Youtube user) playthrough of Castlevania: Circle of the Moon. It is sounding of Yiddish phonology.

Correct usage: Is always used properly as a proper noun

Definition 1:
Who A: Come come,join the Fargleschnott!

Dr. Seuss: A Fargleschnott it is.

Definition 2:

I just fargleschnotted from laughing so hard.

by Forsavide June 14, 2011

Fertle

Fertle
To fiddle with,improve, mess about with, fix, adjust.

Fertle...
Fertle with an engine... tune it up?...
Fertle with anything... to adjust it
Can be "search for", ie, had a damn good fertle in the shed, but couldnt find the shovel...

by Bwian SilverDragon September 5, 2008

Fernley

Almost a city, Fernley is a small roundabout on your way to Reno, NV. Points of interest include an Amazon dist. center responsible for 45% of Lyon County's employment, a high-risk middle school/ high school, a urine stained race track and a redbox. Citizens of Fernley are usually upper-lower-lower class people with a median income of $12,538. To combat their low-income they, like cats, often become roommates with one-another and sleep in piles to save money on blankets/heating. Fernley is only a terrifying 15 minute drive to Silver Springs. This is terrifying as it's easy for inhabitants of Silver Springs to enter Fernley and shop for groceries. To combat this, the only point of entry from Silver Springs is fortified by a steep hill that makes it difficult for Silver Springers to enter as they own cheap autos, or simply can't afford the gas. Regardless, most Silver Springs high school graduates eventually move to Fernley with aspirations of working at the Wendy's, only an elite few are accepted. Fernley is often referred to as Ferntucky by Nevada's white trash population, no-one knows why. Not much is known about the school system other than a big "FU" made out of rocks on the mountain behind it. This is thought to be a deterrent for middle class and higher tourists. Fernley ranks #4 in Nv for meth usage, #2 for racism, #1 for most Silver Springs graduates, and #1 for Nevada's most questionable Wal-Mart.

Friend 1: Hey want to go to Fernley to go watch the racetrack?
Friend 2: No, last time I was there the bleachers were covered in either beer or piss, couldn't tell.
Friend1: Well shit, look at the fancy out-of-towner, too good to sit in beer-piss like the rest of us.
Friend 2:...

by NobamaFTW February 20, 2013

mother ferger

Someone who sucks at video games and makes fun of the almighty FERGDOG! look up FergDog

L33t racer ur such a fucken mother ferger and hes also a gaydor, look up gaydor

by FergDog August 13, 2003