Faltosear

an act that lacks of respect for something or someone.

Faltose: the individual who commits the act of Faltosear

to pass inside of a crowded group of females open-handed in order to touch ther jacksies. its a clear example of being Faltose or commit the act of Faltosear

by faltose June 16, 2011

Faloshi

A stupid saying used by dog lovers that means absolutely nothing. Often used to confuse other people for no reason

Teah says “faloshi”. WTF does that mean!

by Yeetus4642 July 24, 2019

Fatass

A person who is extremely overweight and won’t stop eating.

Jaron Schiowitz is a perfect example of someone who is fat. He is also a really big fatass.

by D’TRIO May 11, 2020

Faos

Faos(Fawws)-Fuck anything on site

Woa bro! You just fucked that rank ass chick from the bar. You straight “faosing” bro.

Screw hot girl summer, we’re “faosing”.

by UNT-KSIG July 15, 2021

designated fatass

The larger person in a group of friends that is automatically blamed for any food that goes missing.

Who took the last cupcake?! *everyone looks at the largest person* Largest Person says: "Oh, so now i'm the designated fatass?!"

by Monroe 108 October 21, 2014

Preferred Fatass Parking

The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.

FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!

Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!

FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.

Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.

by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007

fatassdon

usually a very unloving person who is very fat, often named "big don" or "tubalard" or "twinky" like talahassy :D often man of the house.

DAMN LOOK AT DON! HE'S A FATASSDON BRO.

by FAGGOT$4LYFE. December 14, 2010