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Two Best Friends Play

Mat and Pat are two "best friends" who play random video games. They most commonly tease and bully each other as they play and even fight each other, when the can, in video games. But these antics are what make them so entertaining. They are part of the Machinima and TheSw1tcher you tube director/producer groups. They often have funny animation intro's that show just how good these boys get along. Pat is known to be the meanest and crudest of the two boys and Mat is more like the punching bag of the two. Although mat has thrown a few "punches" at Pat several times before. However they do appear to get along in a couple videos such as the Two Best Friends Play - Persona 4, Two Best Friends Play - Man Vs. Wild, and Two Best Friends Play: Rise of Nightmares. And they do have some rather foul language and adult themed comments through out most of their videos. They are still quite funny and at 57,215 subscribers they are not the most popular, however they deserve a lot more!
Two best Friends Play-Rise Of Nightmares

Pat: well that was shocking

Mat: Looks like he was caught hanging around
by WolfLuvar15 September 19, 2012
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kleenex friendship

Litterally means:
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!

One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.
A:I feel terribly bad I didn't call you on the last week mate!
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.
by LOL.renzo April 29, 2015
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my breast friends

This is a similar saying to friends with benefits but emphasizing that at least one party is female.
by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2021
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Were Just friends

Were Just friends means they go to each other house and fuck each other.
Were Just friends; )
by Call me at 6054756968 July 9, 2019
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Friends' Day Wednesday

proper noun; a Wednesday where friends reconnect and gain strength for the rest of the week.
Hey, what are you bringing for Friends' Day Wednesday? I'm bringing Risk and some bud. Is it BYOB?
by Short_Round July 14, 2010
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Friendship Reciprocity Ratio

The friendship reciprocity ratio, or F.R. Ratio, is the ratio representing the unwritten friendship law that the sum of x-friend's purchases for y-friend should be equal to, or as close to equal to, y-friend's purchases for x-friend. The closer to "0" this ratio is, the more substantial the friendship. Any friend who is significantly negative in this ratio is a shitty friend.
Dave- Dude, Greg "forgot" his wallet again. Had to pay for his lunch again. Not to mention I bought him an Audi for his birthday last month and all I got was a misspelled "Hapie Berthday" on Facebook today.

Nate- Greg is a shitty friend. What's your guys' friendship reciprocity ratio at now?

Dave- I think he's got our F.R. Ratio down to -$3,000,000 now.

Nate- Wow dude, what a piece of shit.
by MasturNater July 1, 2014
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Freudship

It's a sex-driven friendship — since everything is sex-y—(or suggestive of sexual attraction between two so-called friends) that embraces the fact that any human act, even a friendly attraction, is consciously or unconsciously motivated by one's libido. Not to be confused with situationship which of itself arises out of inherent sexual motives . It can also be applied to a relationship that has no romantic illusions of selflessness and unconditionality.
They neither have a situationship nor a friendship.; they're involved in a freudship.
by AdilShah July 30, 2022
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