Fernando

He's a short little smurf with a little dick and he's the biggest pervert of the world!!!!!

Fernando touched my big, thicc, and delicious ass today!

by Caca Pedos February 13, 2018

Fernando

A really annoying person and is really gay

Fernando’s gay

by Fernandogay March 13, 2019

Fernando

When one speads their buns over someones unexpected face while sleeping and comences to place anal hole on nose and fart.

dude cam got ben so bad with a fernando while he was sleeping over at Nicks birthday party. the fart was so loud luke heard it in nicks bedroom.

by cam'ron yo May 23, 2006

fernando

almost like a dirty sanchez but instead a person farts into a sock or cloth and asks another person if this rag smells like salsa..the result is devistating!

sock fart fernando aka the rag of doom

by primehive August 22, 2011

Fernando

A huge asshole. Usually of Hispanic origin, he's known by girls for being a man-whore and a player, but has a rather feminine side, likes to dress extravagantly fly no matter the occasion and also extremely social and friendly to everyone. A number of guys hate on him lots of girls love him. He likes playing with girls emotions, and making them cry

You're such a Fernando

by HUISLIFE April 5, 2015

Fernando

A Mexican guy who wears glasses and is short

Person 1: "Why's that awesome guy so short"
Person 2: "That awesome guy is Fernando"
Person 1: "He looks Mexican!"

by hehe1234567891011 November 16, 2013

Fernando

A short, yet plump puerto rican man, loves pokemon and anime, especially when hes on his way to a hockey game. But beware fellas! As said man will try to attack you if you lock him in the bathroom. So prank safely my friends. Fernando, or more commonly known as, Nando, loves to spend his free time stuffing his fat little face with tacos and salads. Nando is a very awkward child yet he drives probably the nicest car on the team, who knew that puerto ricans can afford a nice car after mowing lawns. Nando's language skills are a bit on the normal side, his resounding amounts of grunting and sniffing always gives the team a quick giggle, as his uncle probably snorted cocaine.

Oh shit, its Fernando!
Fernando is soooooo cute!

by Waffle_Cow November 9, 2018