fat chick

useful for free head.

dude 1: wtf were you doing with that fat chick at the bar last night?
dude 2: she gave me head 3x that night.
dude 1: oh.

by fattylover May 13, 2005

Fat Chick Mentality

An attractive girl who is incredibly cool and chill. You have a great time with them. This phenomenon is strange considering most hot girls are stuck up and annoying while most "fat" girls are nice and fun to hang out with.

Wow Betty is so hot and cool it's almost as if she has a fat chick mentality.

by stnzmn90 January 5, 2009

Fat Chick Rodeo

When your in a club and you find the fattest chick there. You hold round her and whisper in her ear "You're the fattest fucking thing in here" and see how long you can stay on for!

Ha ha, I cant believe Josh managed 20 seconds on the fat chick rodeo!

by BrownieG March 5, 2009

Fat Chick Thursday

A newly created federal holiday to commemorate female obesity in America. Originated at Benedictine University 2008

On this momentous celebration, whenever you see a fat chick, you turn to your buddy and high five yelling "WOO FAT CHICK THURSDAY!!!"

Hey look at that fat beast of a woman.. let's celebrate, "WOO FAT CHICK THURSDAY!!!"

by Will PBach February 17, 2009

green haired fat chick

Green Haired Fatchick

That lefty green haired fat chick with the nose ring held up the starbucks lineup again .

by Infadel_macgee April 19, 2020

Fat Chick Friday

A weekly event where male apes seek out fat chicks for carnal pleasures.

Fat Chick Friday can be competitive; each ape hunts for the most disgusting fat chick beastie to be slain on a trundle bed.

Fat Chick Friday tends to result in a mix of hilarious tales of triumphs and sorrows. It is growing in popularity nation-wide in the U.S. Some countries cannot celebrate the holiday due to lack of fat chicks.

Note: The trundle bed is not the only proper place to slay these beasties. Get creative.

Ape 1: "It's Fat Chick Friday!"
Ape 2: "FCF baby!"
Ape 3: "Once a fat chick gets a piece of meat, she won't let go!"
Ape 4: "I got one right now...Gitouttahere!"

by HungryEyesforFatChicks July 6, 2011

Fat chick stake out

The act of purchasing drive thru food at a quick serve establishment, proceeding to find parking somewhere generally not within restaurant grounds, and “staking out” an area while shame eating food out of a paper bag.

I gotta get back to work but I don’t wanna eat at my desk, I’m just gonna do a fat chick stake out.

by Ruth B. May 29, 2020