Fabric softener kid

This term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little retard in public, while not offending them or the mother. The play on words is derived from the following:

Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.

since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.

-" Did you see that kid knocking over all those glasses in the Vogue Optical?"
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."

by vallada November 4, 2009

fill the crack with fabric

an expression used as slang of a woman wearing a thong, hence fill the crack with fabric.

basically, thong, which means fill the crack with fabric

by gerr7 September 29, 2008

Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence

Using big words to sound smart.

Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.

Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.

by The Evit One October 28, 2010

Fabric Stretching Tits

It is a word used to define a woman's breasts that appear to be stretching the upper clothing of the woman in question horizontally.

dude1: damn bro her tits are so big they are stretching her shirt
dude2: they are some big fabric stretching tits

by 2bored2care October 5, 2022

Fabric swallower

When a booty has a certain size and definition that it appears to consume any fabric surrounding it. E.g. shorts, dresses, leggings etc...

Wow, check out that girl with Obi! That's a real fabric swallower she's got there!

by Pygmy Hunter July 10, 2017

fabric pube sea

a sea of pube fabric

join us on our boat on the fabric pube sea

by ynofficialaccount February 20, 2025

Fabricant

The collective noun for dildos or other objects shaped like an aroused penis which are deployed for sexual stimulation.

We were quite shocked by the scale of the Fabricant in my late Aunt's bedside drawer.

by Russell Dust May 5, 2024