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existential nincompoop

A technical philosophical term coined by a great philosophy professor
1) One that is completely and utterly ignorant to their existential worth.

2) A person that does not allow for existential growth due to their lack of understanding of either themselves or of the necessity
Maxwell is such a nihilist, he doesn't get out of bed all day, he doesn't contribute to society in any way. He is SUCH an existential nincompoop.
by BanthamsNightofFaithe October 8, 2018
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Existential Tourettes

Nervous or paranoid tics resulting in an overwhelming desire to yell or inability to control anger aimed at those who don't appreciate the gravity of serious matters that cause the rest of humanity to suffer as a result.
During the pandemic, John let existential tourettes get the better of him when he shouted at a crowd of people not wearing facemasks, "God d****t, this is why we can't have nice things, you f*****s!"
by SlackerPoet5884 July 16, 2020
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Existential question

If you’re 1 inch deep in to your mom and your dad is 1 inch deep into you which way do you move to get out forwards or backwards?
You wanna hear an existential question
Oh I alredy heard and I wanna go back and fourth 69 times
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Existentially retarded

Someone who is incapable of generating any sort of emotion toward anyone or anything that exists.
Yo, have you seen what Nathan did to his girl? He is so existentially retarded!
by Psususususus June 1, 2021
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Existential back pain

Back pain that is caused by simply existing.
For example, feeling pain in the upper or lower back region when there is no reason too. This is known as existential back pain
by Shamiah James September 29, 2022
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existential embarrassment

The feeling of intense embarrassment after one realizes they have constructed their sense of self on false premises.
At age 13, Matt was what you would call wapanese. Having never confronted his self-misconception for what it was, he channeled his existential embarrassment into hatred of others who reminded him of the way he used to be.

SARAH: baka! ^^;

MATT: congrats you're weeabo garbage

SARAH: :(

AMY: Matt, don't be malicious to Sarah as a form of compensation for your inability to deal with anything that reminds you of when you were 13 and deluded.
by PaleBlueYacht March 8, 2011
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existentialist sex

A sexual experience that is planned in advance and set up to be different or weird on purpose.
She was bored enough to take up his suggestion for existentialist sex and wore the moon boots and feather boa.
by quazy_quisp April 11, 2009
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