Jacob Elordi

Tall, fine piece of meat who can stick his meat somewhere; a goddess;)

Woah! Look at Jacob Elordi over there! He’s a goddess!

by love.r March 15, 2024

Jacob Elordi

Declared that he had a relationship defined as "romantically involved" with another man, while knowing the other man was in a different relationship also classified as "romantically involved" with a female. In this affair, he claimed that not only did they hold hands, they also kissed on the cheek and went as far as sharing a bucket of popcorn in a movie theater on their first date.

Hi I'm Joe and this is Jacob Elordi
I cheated on my romantically involved partner with him

by Zloxes March 3, 2026

Jacob Elordi

When something is so good at one thing that people collectively ignore the fact that overall it’s mid. Causing them to overhype it and gaslight other people into thinking this thing is better than it is.

“In and out is ok but I just think it’s very Jacob Elordi”

by Vaephilia March 28, 2026